Let’s talk about the moment where we decided to stop watching.

Mine was jussst after the season 5 premiere premiere. I was two episodes in, fell behind and just didn’t care enough to catch up beyond reading blog posts about it. Yeah, I’m that guy.

He considers damp rags to be an acceptable replacement for air conditioning, too.

The correct take: ask Marchman, and then do the opposite.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

Never tweet.

Tom Hammond from Tom Hammond’s World of Cars does the same thing for me, but don’t go in there trying to get the same deal or you’ll ruin it for me.

Is that you, Hank?

And yet, somehow, Cavendish blamed Peter Sagan.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Nobody’s gonna tell me what cliffs and sentences I can and cannot dangle participles off of!

Aw, you ruined it.

....................idc what yall think. I love big macs and they’re the best item on the menu tied with fries tied with chicken nuggets tied with hot fudge sundaes. suck it haters!

+1 for the Mountain Goats.

He’s a gyro to his people.

I don’t know of a single person from here that eats it. I’m not even sure I’ve had the opportunity to eat it. Tater tot hot dish? Of course. Lefse? Yup. Wild rice? I’ll eat that plain, in soup, salad, meatloaf, whatever.