I’m not a medical expert, but you’re definitely showing the signs of Early Onset 37.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/259455/instant-pot-mushroom-risotto/

What? No.

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

Bucks Big Baller Bucks Big Baller Brand on Big Boy

Best thing I’ve ever read.

You say “van with a bed” like its a bad thing.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Cuck.

I expect he spent a lot of time with that look on his face.

I still wouldn’t own a copy of it on VHS though

GOD DAMN IT MEN THIS IS NOT WHY I WATCH SOCCER

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

How can you both defend mayo AND not appreciate the best wayt o use mayo (on sandwiches)? Incredible

“Johnny Question?”

Uhm excuse me. The planet’s name was Puckworld.

You could see Lip’s lock-screen this week when he was talking!

It’s because I come from money and I have a swagger and confidence about me.

But they also blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals.