I don’t have anything to add, Ijust feel like I belong here

+9 Black Poppies

Nobody is allowed to post a pun on this internet website page again. This is as good as it’ll get.

He really dug himself into a hole.

Uncle Chaps is also good.

Keep going. Don’t stop. It’s so good.

Our sweet boy

Evanston is home of the Northwestern University Wildcats, hence Wildkit(tens).

Mostly German and Irish. Fond of beer and culturally distinctive lower body garments. Unskilled in sobriety and large scale warfare.

Not too much time. Only played 50 games total.

If management was allowed to do that, you should have been allowed to put out a sign reading, “I’m making $2.13 an hour. Tips appreciated. If this sign upsets you, please contact management.”

I’ve spent a fair amount of time on football fields and hockey rinks and have never felt compelled to invoke a racial or homophobic slur. Maybe something’s wrong with me.

I remember Jo Jo English. That’s his ‘92-93 rookie card commemorating 6 GP with a .300 FG%. His opus however was his sophomore season on the Jordan-less ‘93-94 Bulls with 36 GP, 0 GS and a whopping .434 FG%.

GOT EM

+5 little piggies

I, uh, don’t think that was goaltending.

Guess that’s the Enzo of his career. No Amore wrestling for him.

they shouldn’t have had her shooting every single one of her photos in landscape mode, which would never crop properly into Snapchat, right?

Unfortunately that will make his existence too brief to endure an iota of the brutality he deserves.

Well maybe you shouldn’t have lit all those portapotties on fire and you wouldn’t have to stand trial for arson.