I can hear the ad jingle now: "HA ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM."

So many chrome trees died for that Olds. Wow.

Agreed. Man, it was durable as all hell. Also, texting by touch alone? Can't do that anymore.

Dr Porsche's Type 1 shape just never dies. I love it.

Personally I thought that was some pretty sloppy driving. Dude was pinging off the dirt every lap. That upsets the suspension and the balance of the car. I'd tell him he was askin' for it to his face. Also, passenger, keep your hand in the damned vehicle.

You're right, let's scratch the gin. Bad call on my part. Can we use peanuts?

Oh, I know. First sentence was for you. The second sentence was directed at OP.

Excellent suggestion. jodark, please forgive my lapse in judgment.

You may choose from two of the following: a peach tree, an alligator, the Blue Ridge Mountains, a cotton gin, a tobacco leaf, or a bottle with "XXX" on it.

Is this B5-sized? Kinda looks like it.

I took a lengthy weekend road trip in one last summer and it was quite nice inside. This model had no iDrive/nav screen, thankfully. Very quiet at speed, and tons of power with the N55. However, the outside of the thing - I don't really get it. I liked a lot of Bangle-era cars, but this one seems to have retained the…

Well shit. Now that I see this view, I have less of a thing in my craw about the 4 sedan vs the 3 sedan. The quarter panel vent is cliche but the fast backlight looks good. Any idea how many body panels they share? Just the hood it seems. Before this view I would have guessed front doors, but that's not the case, nor…

Really? I think they all look outstanding. Too bad about the understeer, but I'm not in the market anyhow. I think they're far better-looking than the E and the 5 or the 6 sedans.

After a 16 hour drive to the desert, Dirk steps away from Inga for a quiet moment to urinate.

EKG of the occupants?

Wow and I thought the gold trim on my grandfather's '94 Camry was tacky...

BRAILLE ALL THE THINGS

Last week my phone told me "I don't even know who your brother is" when I tried to send him a voice-dictated SMS.

There would be so much more road rage if Siri were implemented as is.

I can see why Apple would want to put iOS into a flagship car, but Siri needs to be far more robust. Full confession: I've had an iPhone for many years, have owned Macs for over a decade; I'm a fan of their products. But Siri positively stinks. I would honestly say that if I had $100K in cash right now and the Model S…

Season Finale: Family of eight climbs into a Mini Cooper.