Just here to say this is the kind of snarky killjoy sh*t that’s massively turning me off from this site.
I could easily tap out a “wHo aRE hArLEy cHoPPerS eVeN fOr” and write with some heartfelt conviction and a reference to the scientific fallacy of “loud pipes save lives”, but ultimately, the world doesn’t need this…

Funny, I am hearing Van Halen:

Local dealer loaned me a Platinum spec Sienna last year and it was incredible. Heaps of luxury and amenities unimaginable 10-15 years ago AND phenomenal mileage? It’s on my short list should I ever want to buy a new vehicle.

HARD PASS. Someone’s trying to get out of a project he’s tired of.

I could see $28500 for a concours condition AE86, but this is a $10K car, tops. Crapola.

Based on the vast catalogs of baubles, bolt-ons, and other merch, Jeeps are the Harleys of the four-wheeled world.

Have you tested a Kia Sportage Hybrid? I would have never considered one before last year’s styling update (not as handsome as a Lincoln or Mazda, no question, but it’s also not a Predator-faced Lexus, which I absolutely cannot stand.)
We picked up a mid spec SX trim hybrid model a year and 17,000 miles ago and I am…

I don’t think ignorance of scientific concepts of inertia, momentum, friction, etc are limited to a single gender. I am anxious about ANYONE behind the wheel of one of these disasters, derping around on their mobile device, trusting GM’s ones and zeroes to keep them in their lane and appropriately distanced from other…

I don’t mind the styling, the power is impressive (though being an EV, it’s like, meh, they all do 0-60 in 4 seconds, who cares) but it does not look at all like a six-digit vehicle. Pity all the carbon that was created in fast-tracking this project to market. 

Time is ripe for a Jimny-like body kit that turns this widemouth bass into a Benz CLS (which I personally like.)

Gotta disagree. $239 x 24 mo is about six grand for two years of zero emissions driving peace of mind. Consider also $0 down and **no gasoline expenses** during that time? This is the sweetest deal since my friend got a Fiat 500e for $79/mo 5-6 years ago in Portland, Oregon. Though that was $3K down IIRC.

I recently checked out a Crown (Platinum and XLE, which is to say with sunroof and without) and at 6'5" I found both to be pretty tight quarters. I would not recommend it for four large adults, nice as it is. I am going to wait until the SUV-shaped Crown Signia debuts. Sounds like you need wheels soon though; I haven’t…

Agreed, someone’s gonna part with $24K no sweat. And I hope they correct the footwear on this 5er - those wheels are all wrong, from the shiny finish to the knock-kneed/narrow offset, to the cheesy design.

Land Rover Defender. Pre-2020, or not. Just can’t do it.

But it matches the orange of the undercarriage! /s

Not too bad looking though a fairly steep premium for what quickly has become a commodity bike. For about half that you can get a Kona Libre EL with all the capability but without the drawback of needing to charge the battery for the shifter. 

“[She has] been pulled over before in the same area by the same police officer two times previously this year”.
Cop sounds like a perv. 

A very excellent selection. Thanks - creeping dread halted for 90 crucial seconds! 

Ah! Thank you. 

Is the KITT style yoke an option, because in the 2 pics that follow the photo of the yoke, standard round wheels are present.