Or El Diablo is taking back his '09 ZR1

This basically gives BMW cover to put M badging on FWD models.

"Magic Restraint Valet"

This is preferable to anything BMW would do, nomenclature-wise.

With EfficientDynamicsCoupe.

I strongly suspect that Elon is planning/hoping/expecting you don't have "the other car" anymore.

While us mountain bikers are still a fringe segment of the world, the places we do frequent in droves are accessed by every manner of car, truck and even motorcycle. Check out the parking lot at Whistler on a summer day: Dodge 3500s with four bikes off the front and a camper in the bed, Cayennes with North Shore Racks,…

That seems a bit ridiculous.
Speaking as a guy with a 4 roof rack mounted trays for bicycles, that won't work at all. Not that a hitch-mounted bike rack does't have its several merits, it seems to me that nothing is going to get mounted on the X's roof. Also, no giant Vista Cruiser sunroof for the rear passengers.…

If you're making a nautical reference, this should be red. "Red on Right Return" is how I learned it. Green would be on the left as viewed from the front.

One bit of fuzzy logic in all of this: "K" is for "kurz", which means "short" in German. Hence, the "SLK", "CLK", "MLK".

No question. You are, in fact, Half-Caulked.

Y U NO APPRECIATE FLOORMATS?

So there's a bumper-delete option for the 4Runner now? /sarcasm

Understandable. And he does save humanity. However, this completely ruined any enjoyment I had of it.

Toyota snapped up the word "Prerunner". I think that's what they're looking creating here: a capable, high-clearance rear-drive truck for off-road use. Why it's built with the outgoing body shell and the kooky graphics is a mystery to me, though.
A quick scan of the Baja 1000 Classification List would indicate that…

I plan to see it.

Perhaps, though I did have some pretty miraculous hoons back in the day. Never did stack, either.

Maybe he was just window shopping from the heated comfort of his sport coupe.

"Feelin' Hoonski"

I thought this was a Sochi Media Transport vehicle.