This segment reminds me of Dan Savage's "Youth Pastor Watch."

What's the story with the semi-cyborg outfit?

The drone of that G's exhaust is a dealbreaker for me.

Yes, a wagon.... Can I swap iDrive for 5Door?

Didn't that motor get dumped from the Caddy lineup, or is that a different mill?

Looks like a Citreon to me.

It definitely looks good, though I take issue with the wee-bitty window between the C and D pillars. Without that to give scale to the car, it's not as clear how stubby this wagon is.

I have a running essay/rant in my mind wherein I extol the virtues of the proper width/height of that window. For true wagons, I think…

Radar for the active cruise control and the don't-drive-over-pedestrians-and-cyclists thing.

Holy balls. Assuming the guy put down a few bucks at the time of sale, he's paying about $23,000 in interest. What an absolute buffoon.

afalk is wrong in his/her use of "your" and "advise".

I'd offer, for argument's sake, that the Volvo XC60 might come closest to meeting your rubric of SUV cache, AWD, etc. Maybe not coupe-shape as much, but the other requirements? Pretty much nails 'em. It's just the vehicle that popped to mind.

That would be the A1 and A2 pillars. Amiright guys?

On the silver car shown below, this region looks really busy. Lots of body work and gaps going on here. In this photo, the sunlight is hiding it.

+1 for the TT V-6 offering, as well.

False. Speedo is conveniently located on the IP. No need to duplicate this for Glassholes. Cars work perfectly fine without HUDs.

Definitely. Glass while driving? You are a Glasshole. You are going to kill someone.

Thank you, sir, for re-leaking. This prevents me from gritting my teeth and tapping out an angry screed about the soon-to-not-be-copied 3GT

Chrome-delete is also boss.

Travis, you can poop on this thing all you want, but it appears to be a continued improvement since Gen I, save for the dumbass LEDs. The taillamps are fine with me, and I am glad porthole/fender vents are going away, but damn, LEDs are lame.

I think it should also be offered with a hose-out-ready Rhino-lined interior.