velvetvonblack
Velvet Von Black
velvetvonblack

The one thing I would always hate was when people stacked on the side of the table close to the window. Leaning over other people to try and pick up a pile of stuff is risky at best. Polite, easy to deal with stacking at the free edge of the table always made me happy. And you can usually use it as a tell that you’re

That cat is about a million times more chill than I would be if I were in that situation.

Amen!!

So much no. Frankly, I hate all these mandatory and ridiculous wedding events. And with everyone living together before marriage anymore, screw you. Wedding presents were supposed to be to help a new couple set up housekeeping. Ain’t no way I’m spending $200 for you to have better spatulas than me, pay for a night in

I've never played Chambers, but everyone I know up here who golfs DETESTS it. There aren't too many decent courses I have seen up here, but the local mini-golf course is kept better than Chambers is.

I have a Marshall’s in town, so I will for sure be checking that out, thank you!! I paid about $9 on Amazon, so it wasn't too bad.

I have a Marshall’s in town, so I will for sure be checking that out, thank you!! I paid about $9 on Amazon, so it

I shuddered in pain just reading that.

I'm way too excited to get it in the mail. I've tried quite a few dry shampoos, but everyone's so positive about this, I'm really looking forward to it.

I'm way too excited to get it in the mail. I've tried quite a few dry shampoos, but everyone's so positive about

Really??? I've done that so many times. Do you have super pale or delicate skin? You've just ruined my safe zone, and I have worries.

Ohhhhh, yes. Always band aids on the nips. I have such nipple paranoia when I use duct tape. I love my nipples, and I'd like them to stay how they are, heh!

It really is amazing, but in fairness, I feel I should warn the more tender skinned ladies out there that I have seen it take layers of skin off when removed. If you have thin, dry skin, you're going to want to rub some baby oil on it before you take it off. Same for if you're under hot lights or doing anything that

I have insane Daddy issues. Luckily, my husband hates him and not me. It's about time the blame gets shifted to the right party.

I bought some of the cherry one, and can't wait to try it!!

I bought some of the cherry one, and can't wait to try it!!

I think it’s amazing that people can talk about sexuality as openly as we do now, and if Ruby can assist in opening the doors to it being okay to be attracted to your same sex? That’s fucking awesome.

She also isn't stupid. Way to keep herself relevant (or close to relevance) again.

Oh, yeah. So, embarrassing disclosure, I direct a Renaissance Faire, so I deal with lots of 16th century reenactment groups. Every year, the local Air Force base does a military days festival, that features people who reenact soldiers from all manner of eras. For the most part, it’s fascinating to see. I’ve learned a

I love GWTW, and I understand that at that time, slavery was a fairly common concept. I also know that we live NOW and not then, and we have evolved, and we should not continue to use a symbol that EVEN IF it’s meant in a “good” way, is hurtful to people who have every right to be hurt by it.

So the easy way for the Witches of Etsy to continue business is to sell people an enchanted rock....

FFS. Some of my heritage is southern. Certainly, there were some beautiful things about the old south. However, I’d say it safe to say that human fucking slavery really leaves a bad taste in people’s mouths. Why can’t people just quit with the goddamn confederate flag already? Even if you think it stands for the GOOD

I see I was not alone in imagining your Cthulu-esque testicles.