I hope they also plan to restrict the sale of medallions with saints or “guardian angels” on them if there’s any text in the description of it protecting people or bringing them luck. Fair’s fair, right?

I misread that as “testicles”, and either way, yeah. You'd get some looks.

I totally feel the airplane thing, because I am seriously like 99% legs. My seamstresses end up measuring me two or three times at first because they’re sure my legs can’t really be that long. They are (not fishing for compliments, my legs are scarred and battered up AF). There is seriously no way to sit in an airline…

Eh, I met my husband when I was 17, so I’m not too judgy on the relationship, but I do get a hearty giggle out of imagining her reaction to this song.

Frankly, I would love it if my wedding video had famous dicks in it. That would be awesome and hilarious. Why does everyone have to act like dicks are some scary thing? They're amusing as hell. Or, perhaps I just never had my sense of humor mature past about age 12. Either way, they're invited to my renewal ceremony.…

It sucks so much to be pro-legal-abortion but also be pro-life, because fuckfaces like this make any argument of the idea goddamn decimated.

Essentially, yes. And if we don’t like it, we’re whiny bitches

Yeah. I am so meh on this. It had better be someone badass like Rosa Parks, or I will rage stroke. It’s scraps from the table, at best. But I guess scraps are better than no dinner.

I will go mental if they ever stop making Concrete shadow. I still haven’t recovered from Trixie blush being 86’ed. I bought four of them in a blind panic before they were off the shelves. Nars neatly solved that with Orgasm, luckily. While I do own some statement colors, gotta agree with you, the neutrals really are…

I’m of two minds about logos. I own a few high end purses, and only one has an obnoxious logo pattern. A good purse that works for me is almost impossible to find (I seem have a need to bring everything in the world everywhere I go), so I don’t care if it’s ten dollars from Goodwill or $500 from Nordstrom.…

I do not understand the appeal of Chipotle, either. Maybe California people really have been spoiled by such good Mexican food.

I made damn sure to eat so many tacos when I was in San Francisco last December. So. Many. Tacos. It was divine. I miss California food!!!

I would seriously consider trading one of my children for this hat.

I wonder if theme restaurants slip past these rules. When I worked at Evil Horrid 50’s Diner, I had to wear saddle shoes, and could only find a really horrible thin pair, and subsequently was always in pain. A friend of mine worked at a Bobby McGee’s and always ended up having to wear heels with her character…

Actually, kids most certainly are going to school in clothes like that. I have been blown away by some of the outfits young women wore to my kids’ middle and high schools. Just floored. Shorts the same length as a pair of boy-short panties. Crop tops with cutouts. The list goes on and on.

Congrats to them and all their fans. Next year, my Kings are coming back! Glad to see it stay in the West, though.

But that’s not what happened here. What happened here is more like if a bakery refused to bake a cake made of shit for a gay couple, because they value their professional reputation, then the gay couple claimed it was because they were gay. That’s what this is like.

Just know there are tons of us who support you, and admire the courage and struggle it takes to live your life the way you believe it should be lived. You’re no less a woman than me, or any other “uterus owner (lol)“ on the planet.

Right? I got a little misty eyed over that. We have lots of at risk LGBTQ young people in Seattle, I hope her foundation gets traction up here.

But then again, I'm known to be a bitch, and I'm sure I'll get just as lambasted as you for speaking my mind. Heh.