velvetvonblack
Velvet Von Black
velvetvonblack

Oooh. Balls Deep IPA!! It's just so damn good.

Just bought new mascara and hate it. Shall purchase this straight away. I keep trying to find a good cheap one (I can't justify Dior anymore), so maybe this will be the holy grail of cheap mascara. Thank you!

I live right across the bridge from Tacoma. It’s kind of the Florida of Washington.

I have had to pee in a port a potty while wearing full Elizabethan noble costuming, so perhaps a romper wouldn't be so hard. I kinda feel like the lazy girl in me would just pull stuff to the side and aim well. :) Cause I'm a classy dame.

Comment away with advice, I'm always looking for a good deal!

Good God. I'm drunk, and this still looks like shit. This looks like something that rose from the ocean to destroy us all.

I do understand why there would be questions. Hence my general queasiness with it.

1. Get it, Kirstie. You look good.

Dick pics just give me the giggles. I want to add hats and googly eyes to them.

I own Naked and want Chocolate Bar, so THANK YOU!!! :)

And for real. If three or four people actually wanted to help, this would be a wonderful thing to do. Billboards really aren't TOO expensive, and the sheer shock value of the idea would sell. And I would love to drive into Seattle and see that. Y'all want to help?

I am so goddamn tempted. If I had a few other people who wanted to manage it (crowd sourcing is rough), I might well actually do it. Imagine how grand that would be??? The response alone would kick off some great discourse. One step at a time. :)

Love that someone knows where it's from. :)

No. Just no. Today was going so well!! Just...no.

Before I played music at them, I don’t mind admitting I lost my damn mind and cried and screamed in their direction. These birds can suck the taint of Satan.

Do you take it all down and let it sit in ground pee? I am seriously just am flummoxed.

I'm kinda tall and skinny, so on paper, a romper would work. However, I am also lazy and impatient, and can't even imagine how to pee in that, especially after a few shots, when peeing becomes immediately imperative.

I was a devout Catholic. I have spent many years kind of jokingly saying I’m the only decent Catholic (I don’t fit in for many social reasons), but this past year, I kinda have the crisis of conscience that I have to leave. Not to make this thread all deep or anything, but yeah. I’ve tried so hard to legitimize

This guy is incredibly creepy. When I worked at a comic book store waaaaay back in the day (I was maybe 19 or 20), our owner would occasionally get artists, writers, minor folks from TV and such in the store or for shows. He hired “Screech” (without asking me, as I would have been like nooooooo), who spent the whole