If I were mad rich, I would so rent a billboard and just have it say that. Perhaps one in every major city

Hi, gave birth to one for you already! I can finally get something religious correct! Success!

Prom in our snooty little town is basically all of the parents throwing money at their little darlings to compete with each other, while faux complaining for two months beforehand. “Ohhhh, it’s just AWFUL how much I ended up spending on Hunter’s tux and Hannah’s nails!”. These fools rent houses, limos, spend hundreds…

One should never fuck with Miss Coco Peru. It simply isn’t done.

You are seriously my hero. I had a neighbor who bought peacocks (?!?!?) and they used to shriek all morning long. I waited until about 2 AM, opened all the windows and blasted all the German Industrial music I could find in my CD collection (this was some time ago), sat out on my deck, and just smiled quietly to…

All it takes is a pissy neighbor with some PhotoShop skills to make and post something like that. I can't imagine it was Equity. I think it was a neighbor.

All it takes is a pissy neighbor with some PhotoShop skills to make and post something like that. I can't imagine it was Equity. I think it was a neighbor.

I absolutely adore my Pyrex storage bowls, and am trying to make myself not buy an extra set at this price. They're so damn handy, and stack pretty decently in the cupboard. Best storage set I've bought.

I absolutely adore my Pyrex storage bowls, and am trying to make myself not buy an extra set at this price. They're…

I just love how rompers look, but HOW DO YOU PEE??? It seems like you would have to entirely disrobe.

There actually are issues.

I’m sorry, but when did women become such delicate snowflakes that we can’t just fucking tell these men to STOP IT, and we waste taxpayer money calling fucking 911 for “MANSPREADING”??

Articles like this are why I have to ardently justify my even reading anything from Gawker. Another big, insulting swing and a miss.

Still. Stop going for the low lying fruit. Actually have something to say before you say it. This is nonsense.

Why on earth do you run clickbait headlines like this, and still argue you'd like to see reasonable people in office? You fuel the fire that only lets idiots in with shit like this. My lord.

My dad didn't cry because his lame ass wasn't there. I'll attempt to scan pictures, because my dress was All The Awesome.

It sounds like I am much better off being a lapsed Catholic.

Yes. A lady I quite admired, who was very much the “no makeup” kind of feminist once remarked in front of a big group of people we were working with that she was disappointed in how much time I “wasted” on my hair and makeup, and how she’d like to see me have to fight off an attacker or save my kids from drowning (I…

I would argue that she absolutely is saying some cultures are superior to others.

Ben Affleck seems like he would be a total dickbag in “real” life. Jennifer seems tense, but like maybe not being married to a dickbag could cure that. I prescribe a vacation with the girls for Jen, and a sharp kick in the nuts for Ben.

Hey, if I gotta get hugged by a stranger, I'll take a smart one! And no apologies on ranting needed. It's a rant that needs to be ranted far more often.