It sure is a divisive issue, and I'm well aware my opinions aren't popular. I've worked with a lot of exotics, and for every one story of it being shady or inappropriate, I have twenty of how it has saved the animal, or turned out to be a wonderful situation. But I do understand why my opinion is not shared by…

It's how I make up for being such a foul mouthed pain in the ass.

Oh, Mindy. No. First I hear that you’re horrid to work with, now you’re going to publish a book that will make you end up looking like a sad little wreck that didn’t get her man?

What most people don’t seem to get is that when you (especially in America) get an “exotic”, it's not generally like some guy goes out in the wild and nabs one for you. People breed kangaroos and wallabies for domestic use, so it's hardly like if she didn't own it, it would be hopping about free as the wind. I'm just…

That song is the ring tone on my phone. It never ceases to amuse me.

I absolutely cannot live without my kitty gentlemen, because I love cats. And you can't take horses in the car. Or to the store. So, yeah. Whatever animals people can humanely keep to help them feel okay is aces with me.

He is s Friesan, indeed. And thanks for the kind words! My name comes from a much less classy source (El Superbeasto), but I have always loved that quote. Horses really do just make you so happy. The one pictured is named Velleno, and he is a bareback vaulting/acrobatic performance horse. He is such a love. Before he…

My favorite candid picture of me. Team Horse 4Eva!!

I don't give a good goddamn about what kind of animal suffering people need to feel okay, as long as they don't bite me or shit everywhere. Some people have too much time on their hands if this woman bothers them. Jesus. Take up a hobby or something, people.

I'm very glad to hear that some places are getting it right.

I agree that most people don’t differentiate the two, and should. I’m just mainly kind of horrified that schools do absolutely nothing to prevent these situations.

Good God. It sure doesn't seem that way these days.

In quite a few countries, kissing and holding hands is absolutely NOT okay. We consider ourselves a bit more socially progressive because we do, I’d imagine. So, perhaps we need to evolve as well, and be okay with sexual expression that may be odd, but doesn’t involve actual sexual activity in public. Just my two…

I just gave myself the giggles wondering what Mr. Von Black’s reaction would be to that, like if my vag just went all Jiffy Pop crazy. Flying popcorn everywhere....

At what point to we all turn the Eye of Sauron toward colleges? These stories keep pouring in. As a nation, are we really going to continue to pay schools upward of 40k a year to allow our highly impressionable and vulnerable kids to get totally wasted, high, hazed and harassed? WTF?? I’m so glad my son chose against…

I just keep thinking of this. Groban likes his ladies to pop!

Wait, did I read that last bit wrong? He was licking her biscuit and “pop”? It’s supposed to pop? Or was that a coy orgasm euphemism?

The dongs are out in force on Kinja today! First Pratt, now this....

I am also assuming the author was just talking about national flights, because hell no on trying that internationally.

Then mine are probably totally legal. Scary, as I've accidentally stabbed myself in the fingers with them, and they're just terrifyingly sharp.