Fuck You, Madonna!

Everybody there is stressed because it’s hard to talk with your hands while your washing them.

Sadly neither is “Go Fuck Yourself, Lena”.

I’m too lazy to choose my own adventures. I don’t feel like choosing hers.

Alas, “Stop” is not an option.

I’m sure they’re somewhat like this...

On the one hand, good on Hot Topic. On the other hand, still not going to Hot Topic. 

Those would be First Grip Problems, and even First Best Boy Problems.

So, same effort, no broadcast? Sounds good.

Where did you find the key to my dream journal?

They send you a cup-and-ball and ask you to play with that instead

No, you enjoyed Watchmen and can’t admit that it was enjoyable precisely because of Damon Lindelof.

Two words:

He is gonna be pissed when someone reads your comment aloud to him.

Damon Lindelof’s Werewolf By Night, coming Spring 2027!

*grabs popcorn*

Okay, I’ll bite. How was Watchmen good in spite of Lindelof? He wrote or co-wrote every episode. Worked closely with the cast and directors. Spent decades planning the narrative. Meticulously researched both the comic and American history. How was it good in spite of Lindelof when he was literally behind every…

I saw Community on Canadian Netflix. The localization is weird. Jeff was so polite to Leonard.

Community had been in Hulu for years, alongside other good stuff; it’s not like you couldn’t watch it for a reasonable price (Hulu subscription is cheaper than Netflix).

All fathers forced their kids to collect baseball cards in the 90s. I’d swear if you asked any kid that collected baseball cards in the 90s why they started they’d have no idea. They just can recall some vague moment in their past when they went from having no baseball cars to having them. It was like they were just…