Granted, it helps that nobody likes you.

Or can we just not be a dick anytime, then we don’t ever have to rationalize being a dick.

The fact that I like some movies that other people don’t doesn’t “make me” more intelligent and more sophisticated, it just reflects my superior intelligence and sophistication that were there all along.  

love how ‘career resurgence’ just means ‘is in a new movie’ now.

The most interesting material, though, comes when Affleck is asked about his two-film stint as Batman in Warner Bros.’ now-fractured D.C. Universe of films. It’s not that the actor says anything inflammatory—at least, depending on how controversial you think seeming to genuinely enjoy Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of…

I remember in his commentary for Armageddon how Bay told him to shut up when he brought up the fact that it would be a lot easier for already trained astronauts to be trained to use the drilling equipment.

Which mob of young people forced the publisher’s hand?

Why would publishing this memoir be more beneficial to the publisher than choosing to avoid dealing with the lost money from bad PR and having to replace a significant number of their employees? 

You really don’t come across as someone who hates “having to” defend Woody Allen

MASSIVE typo in the first sentence of this article that essentially negates everything that follows.

Ugh that “unelectable” bullshit narrative. According to the current polling they all pretty much have the same chance beating him, which is to say, they’ll all get more of the popular vote but the end result will be completely based on the the vagaries of the stupid fucking Electoral College, at this point it seems…

What’s next, a Red Hulk?

I’m sorry, they want to introduce a male Hulk? Typical SJW bullshit. We already have She-Hulk, but for political correctness sake they have to make some cheap knock-off character to keep the males happy. Why not come up with some original characters instead of ruining a great superheroine that everyone already loves?

That is a very reductionist view of Flav’s contribution to PE.  He also contributes “FLAVA FLAAAAAV” and the occasional “TELL ‘EM WHAT IT IS!” A Hype Man has to have several clubs in his bag...

The Chernobyl miniseries was so great it was the American Gods of tv shows, while the American Gods tv series is such a disaster it’s the Chernobyl of tv shows!

“Lizzie McGuire gets thoroughly discouraged by a sexist STEM professor”

Most risque Simpsons joke imho is in Deep Space Homer: “Hello, President Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it’d be you.”

Also an hour is just Waltz staring and smiling in an evil manner.

Wait until Disney+ finds out that they’ve been hosting that Simpsons episode with the gay steel mill THIS ENTIRE TIME.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t fit the Steven Seagal movie title pattern. It has to be able to start with “Steven Seagal is (possible article) “Movie Title”.
So, “Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill.”
“Steven Seagal is A Dangerous Man.”
“Steven Seagal is Under Siege.”
“Steven Seagal is The Glimmer Man.”
“Steven Seagal is the Merce…

I prefer Love is Deaf, with Garrett Morris in the corner of the screen.