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OMG bear is driving! How can that be?

People will say that Clerk is good, but the real gem will be Clerk: The Animated Series.

Regardless of whatever anyone’s personal thoughts on this controversy, it takes a pretty big man to be forced to look at one of his iconic roles and peacefully recognize that, hey, maybe I should try to see how this might have upset people.

“Middling” might be a very generous assessment.

AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA

Now I wonder which is more unlikely for The Impeached One: walking a block or going to a museum to learn something.

Marriages

He’s confusing it with the porn parody, ‘Schlong With the Wind’, which he has seen many times.

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home...

While Shark Sandwich is a fake album, “Sex Farm” is a real song.

See My Vest, although that’s a riff on a real song.  

You can’t even bring Spinal Tap’s music into this because they are REAL DAMN SONGS by a REAL DAMN BAND! Fight me!

My thoughts exactly... these are all technically real songs.

If you really think about it - is a fake song really fake?

The song Bruce McCulloch’s fake Danzig character sings in Brain Candy. ‘Some days it’s dark, some days I work’

There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault

That thing you do

Norm mostly did Update, like everything else, to amuse himself. If he took you along for the ride it was a bonus.

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I will always love Quinn for his opening for when he took over the desk.

....i guessed it. Frank Stallone.