DeVito always does his own wedgies. He’s famous for it.

Oh, that made up word

Harley Quinn: A Batman Story.

Unless the crappy craft services is a trick by the director to make the actors angry, which they then put into their performance!!

Maybe just lie down on it for 18 hours at a time.

“It demeaned the global community of expert VFX practitioners doing outstanding, challenging and visually stunning work to achieve the filmmakers’ vision.”

“Hello, Des Moines. I’m here today with a simple message: you cunts are on real thin ice with me.”

My favorite part of his 2000 campaign was when he picked Ya Hockey Puck as his VP.

It’s a winning strategy in my book. I’ve voted for Don Rickles in every election since ‘92. 

I like that.

You say that probably all presidents deserve criticism, but I’d argue that the William Henry Harrison administration made no serious missteps. 

In my Very Serious Batman, Alfred doesn’t cheap out on the grief conselling, and Bruce Wayne becomes a well-adjusted billionaire who establishes a charitable fund in his parent’s name to implement evidence based social programmes throughout Gotham. In the first movie, he brings in free universal child care.

It all went off the rail when the movie shows Batman searching for porn tagged "Raw Marthas".

In a new twist, while Bruce’s parents were gunned down in front of him, he got over that pretty quickly. It’s the average Gothamite’s incessant littering that drives him to pursue vigilante justice.

Visitation weekend?

Karate, the Dane Cook of martial arts!

“Commissioning that trilogy was a major mistake, certainly for the long term health of the IP.”

We’ll take the n****** and the chinks . . . but we don’t want the Irish!

Spaceballs was 13 years later. Your definition of “immediately” seems to concur with the definition of “Now” my kids use when I tell them we’re leaving now, so put on your shoes.

When it comes to punching up/down I think the spirit is more important than the literal power disparity. In other words, I think it’s less important if someone is making fun of a less powerful person than if the point of the intended humor is that they’re of lesser status. I think we can generally agree that using…