The character is going to be a transgender Asian tree but still played by Scarlett.

Tell THAT to the plantiffs of the ACME class-action lawsuit. 

Oh yeah, she got closure...closure on a new house!!!

And depending upon the comedian, a decent episode could be brought down considerably by a bland comic rehashing their stage show.

No, one of the worst shows you’ve ever seen was entitled ‘Shasta McNasty’.

I know I’m probably alone in this, but I didn’t much like Jared Leto’s take on the Joker.

Shit, now that’s the one you really don’t wanna piss off. The Copperfield is not bound by space and time. Or human concepts of merciful pity.

No no no, you’re thinking of Frank Miller. Moore goes to extensive lengths to thoroughly motivate all of his rape scenes.

Now to find the person that had their sexual awakening due to Danny Devito’s Penguin. 

What the hell kinda scam is that? I can’t stop laughing at the idea of Shaggy, or any other musician contacting me and saying I owe them money. 

It's comic books. You should be more amazed that aren't a million Catwomans. 

The best part of that hypothetical headline is it suggests NPH isn’t really committed to the idea. “Yeah, I’ll see how things pan out. I do like jacking it, but also, we’re low on tissues at home.”

“Didn’t the candidates just do a 7 hour town hall devoted to exclusively climate change town hall last month?”

Yeah, but they need to DO something, not just have a town hall devoted to having a town hall about it.

Yeah, it’s just so weird how networks are so desperate to find a surefire hit immediately. P&R, The Office, Community, 30 Rock, Scrubs and Friends. All of these shows started being good after a mediocre first season, or at least that’s my opinion about all of them. They need time and space to grow.

you do know these photos are not like...his reaction to the charges right?

Settle down, Kang.  You’ll have your chance someday.

That is most certainly something that someone in Hydra would say. We’re watching you.

Please, Hydra has been destroyed for years. Clearly this was a brilliant scheme by Our Benevolent Overlord Victor Von Doom.

I’m Regular Stormy.