This entire thing has proved that the entire premise that people want to see the “Dark Phoenix” story “done right” was completely flawed.

I think the people who want to see this story “done right” took one look at this movie and realized it ain't "done right."

I’m starting to think that they’re hiring people for this movie franchise based on their physical appearance and name recognition rather than for their background and skill as a film actor.

I 100% believe that Marvel/Disney has a vault of “outtakes” which could be cut into a movie of their own.

They could probably have just given her the Bowfinger treatment

They tried to fix the error before the T-shirts went to print, but unfortunately it had been more than 15 minutes before they noticed it.

The Japanese have that covered.

Worse, if you scroll down on her shirt you get to the comments.

I bet the original error was Your and someone said, “that’s supposed to be apostrophe E, dumbass”. That’s why you don’t hire Laurel and Hardy.  

This hardly surprises me, as people have been calling on DC to drain the swamp for years.

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

Katrina is also a good option.

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Or maybe if the original movie is from before 1950 it doesn’t count as a “remake”, since everyone who remembers the original is probably dead anyway.

Hear me out:

No box office data yet. The CGI animated Scarface musical doesn’t come out until next Christmas.

came here to say james vdb was good in rules of attraction

I think Crash would like to have a word.

I would think the most profitable remake would be J. J. Abrams remake of Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope.

Just Harry Potter that shit and tell a story about a few students at Xavier’s School over the course of one academic year. Juggling classes, combat training and having to pitch in whenever Professor X needs them to save the world.