‘Batman Begins 2: Begin Harder’.

Sounds like a cool idea to do movie about the origin of Batman. Or the beginnings of Batman. Like maybe they should call it “Batman Starts”?

He always looks like he tried to make his hair look good but gave up while saying “good enough”.

We at the studio want an Alfred with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is an Alfred who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

No problem with that, but what’s really important is that he be able to butler like a sonofabitch.

I’d be fine if they skipped the first part.

And here I thought that the worst thing that Korn ever did was discover Limp Bizkit.

Blind? I wish I was deaf.

Signs point to “rental.”

Superhero movies could use more Silver Age weirdness and less 90s/00s overplotting.

“We were going to have our own superhero team-up movie! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the movie!”

The underlying philosophy of Fox’s X-movies was “When Wolverine’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, ‘Where’s Wolverine?’”

But she’s totally great, really smart and strong ... What? No, I don’t have a picture with me ...

That’d be a pretty short movie.

The plot for this movie is from Canada... you wouldn’t know her...

Oh, absolutely. Before Roe v Wade there wasn’t any kind of organized system for having a non-emergency abortion. So you had a clandestine network of doctors making housecalls with (I’m assuming) hand-operated vacuum pumps. That isn’t the way the procedure is done anymore, which is good.

I was referring to the fact that the aircraft junkyard where that scene was shot is a couple miles away from my house, but that too .

If “pro-life” people are the ideologically consistent, truly loving people they claim to be, they would put a zombie’s rights over those of a pregnant woman.

Thor restarting the forge at Nidavellir was quite possibly the most metal thing he’s done in the MCU and it’s the sort of big, mythic action that feels right at home in one of Jason Aaron’s Thor books and can only be properly depicted airbrushed onto the side of a van.

Either that or Michael B. Jordan just likes to set things on fire. He’s done three movies where he sets stuff on fire: Fan4stic, Black Panther, and Faranheit 451.