...And messing with the audio when crowds make sounds they don’t like.

I’m more interested in watching paint dry than Dark Phoenix. 

At this point, you care more than the actors and their moms. 

Obviously! I know for a fact that some fake news NPC Soros shill made this up because the boys and I were chatting about it over on youtube and we all agreed that this movie’s (((producers))) were in over their heads thanks to their man hating race-baiter of a “star”!

He was just hanging around that old psychiatrist’s office that everyone says is haunted...

What if Henry Cavill’s Superman was The Joker all along, but Whedon was too chickenshit to commit to Snyder’s vision?

Why hasn't any other actor tried Romero's "I'm so crazy, I'm not going to shave my mustache before putting on face paint" approach?

Or why nobody called him to make the appointments. He just... showed up?

The Plant Man knows when the plants will grow.  PLANT MAN!

It also says stuff like “Your Uncle Derek is your biological father” and “The Toothfairy didn’t leave money for you last night because mommy didn’t have any cash on her.”

...and furthers the talking point that Batman is just a billionaire who beats up the poor and mentally ill.

He meets a nice doctor, they fall in love, settle down in some quaint abandoned warehouse and adopt some rescue hyenas.

You sound like you were rich enough to afford a rag on a stick.

The Contrarian: Nuh-uh!

I thought this was a Patch Adams origin story.

Dr. Katz is the only therapist I would want to talk to if I was feeling a little bit shaky.

Marc: “Joker, did you used to hate me?”

You gotta feel for whoever cleaned the theatre after that marathon finished up.

You pretty much have Sam Rockwell playing Sam Rockwell, Mickey Rourke doing something that at least he seems to be enjoying, and RDJ getting the cheque he needs to remodel his bathroom.

This reminds me of when Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts vol. 14 came out and the local theater ran all 13 previous Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts films in the BFSGN-iverse the day before. Took an hour and a half.