“I mean the man endorsed fucking Trudeau.”

Well he is not a politician, so to “offer solutions” has never been his work, nor of any political comedian. They just call people on their B.S. and make fun of either side that screws up.

“We all know that Zach Snyder’s DC films are lousy, overlong and the product of a hack, but what the Justice League: Snyder Cut presupposes is...maybe this one won’t be?”

I live in Buffalo. I commute home in my Honda Fit during heavier snowstorms for crissakes

Yes, the voice said, “Come on, let’s rock and roll with the Ramones.”

The main character of A Christmas Story is brutally killed by a falling icicle.  I may be remembering that movie wrong, though.

Canada doesn’t produce enough history locally so it relies on imports from it’s neighbor to the South. 

Not to mention that she didn’t really qualify to get into USC.

Blame Jenny McCarthyism for that!

EDM is an acronym straight men started using so they don't have to admit that they listen to dance music.

This would’ve all been a lot funnier if the KFC DJ set had actually been good...

Marshmello, the first musician to put a concert on in Fortnite, was offended by this blatant act of capitalism.

It’s refreshing to see a band that’s as humble as they are talented.

crosses fingers that if they do cover this, they don’t show footage of Dino Bravo wrestling. 

::crosses fingers for story of Dino Bravo being taken out by the Canadian mafia::

Condoms make the baby Jesus cry

I mean, Parenthood is right there in the name, for a reason. It’s an organisation that cares about there being good, informed parents in the world. Sometimes, that means not having unwilling parents in the world, and sometimes that means abortions. Any one who cared about family values in their country would champion…

If anti-abortion activists were as earnest as they claim, they’d support better sex education and more availability of free contraceptives

So will this version say true to Morganstern’s book or will they stick with the abridged version William Goldman wrote?

Oh, he told me about it. Here, let me quote him: