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Did they edit out Freddy’s mustache too?   

This meme ignores the power of Thanos’ Infinity Clench. However...

I think it’s doing something....!!!

Maybe let him grow just enough *wink wink*

I got a PWR BTTM notification for this?

MOM YOU KNOW I ONLY LIKE THE ONES SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS WHY MUST I ALWAYS SUFFER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER SUFFERED

Jeffrey Damher: “Supply-side economics? That’s bullshit.”

NOT ANYMORE HE DOESN’T

What’s worse is that in real life, elephants can’t fly at all, no matter how big their ears are!

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for angry AV Club commenters and their cowardly dogs.

Jussie clearly faked the attack to scare off potential investors in the nearby apartment complex that Jussie wanted replaced with a haunted amusement park.

OH MY GOD. Stop beating this dead horse. Trump WANTS to release his tax returns! The IRS just won’t let him because he’s being audited. That whole thing where they’re like “uhh, we have no idea what he’s talking about, he can release his returns literally whenever he wants” is the DEEP STATE, controlled by Hillary’s

“So after I gangbanged one of my movies into existence...”

I put my dick in a pussy and now I see that Flash obviously touches children.

Wall Street 3: Martian Manhunter vs Gordon Gecko

“This is the worst change since Sideshow Leonard Cohen”

I have no issue with what Dre did because 1) It was a donation made publicly so at least people can be aware of the potential causal link between his donation, and his daughter’s admission and 2) I think it’s an acceptable quid pro quo, because that amount he’s given can enhance the experiences of other students, so

Not like other mom's you're a cool mom (dad?).

it was canadian

“See son, Iron Man drinks his adult juice just like daddy!”