Also the ghost of Elizabeth Taylor was just channeled and she called us all SOBs.

Relax. Don’t be hard on yourself. You’ve already failed them in so many other ways.

For “Strongest Avenger,” turn to page 24.

It ends with Aunt Becky by herself writing in a journal:
“Jesse actually died. He was electrocuted while performing with the Beach Boys. I started writing to cope with the grief over the fact that Nicky & Alex would rather be ‘influencers’ than go to college.”

Avengers? I thought the “it” superhero with the young people was the Champions.

We regret to inform you that the username "FourColourCult" is actually a reference to the cult that they started shortly after seeing the film under the guise of adulation of Shazam. They're currently being inducted on wire fraud, sexual harassment, and kidnapping charges... It- it escalated very quickly.

Mr. Vice President Pence, this is an odd time to join us. Please go back to your dungeon. Mother is waiting to punish you.

What bullshit logic. I was gay before I was molested and knew I liked boys from as early as kindergarten. The molestation reinforced my fears, yes - I thought I deserved it and had attracted the predator by the nature of my orientation, but it didn’t fucking foment in me any affection towards the abuser nor other men…

Wasn’t that the guy who landed a plane on the Hudson River?

What? That's easy, there was Papa Smurf, and Brainy Smurf, and Wheelchair Guy Smurf, and Sigourney Smurf, and Robot-suit Smurf... And Sam Rockwell Smurf

Trejo announced his great fortune on Twitter...

Never give up.  Never surrender!

So? They also just picked up the school and moved it from Indianapolis to Bayside without telling Miss Bliss.  

The additions are going to be an alien that only Lecy Goranson can see, a flamboyant talking Trans-Am, and Mr. T.

and they’re shitty “bedtime for bonzo” and bo derek celebrities, Dems get GOOD celebrities with talent and brains like Cynthia Nixon and we’re like “thank you for your advocacy but YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN PUBLIC OFFICE”

When the Republicans gave their grotesque tax cuts to corporations they promised us a flood of new jobs. Instead, the corporations took the opportunity to gobble-up their competitors and kill them off. Corporations have been awash in cash for a decade. If they had wanted to build new domestic factories they could have…

I’m sorry you’ve run out of anything resembling an argument to make about the fact that you felt triggered by someone noting that a movie character was white. :(  

I assure you it took very little effort to come up with this perfectly reasonable explanation, and you haven’t come up with any response other than sputtering outrage. It’s almost like you woke up looking for something to be offended by.  And now you’re not even pretending to have an adult conversation.  You can’t…

Hey, don’t disparage CBS sitcom husbands. It’s good to know that when I age 10 years and gain 30 pounds, I’ll still be able to marry women who look like Leah Remini.

At first, I thought the same thing. But then, I realized that any time most people describe a person who isn’t white, the first adjective is the race/color of the person.  So why not call him white first?