They should rename 20th Century Fox Touchstone just for shits and giggles. 

I feel like their is a perfect Fox property that we could use here

Hot Tuna needs to close with a four hour interrupted set, AS GOD INTENDED.

Cos killing Piggy on a deserted island worked out so well in Lord of the Flies.

When will they announce who’s headlining Altamont 50?

“And today marks the 28th straight day that people have failed to show up for work and that movie theatres have been packed to capacity creating a massive drop in the markets and a shortage of popcorn and liquefied butter”

“Can you believe this shit? What game is the ref watching?  Now they are using a fucking ladder!”

And Sisqó just wants to see those super thongs

If this scene isn’t in the movie, the movie will be a total failure.

Saying there is a Marvel vs DC cinematic universe rivalry is like saying there is a strong rivalry between the Harlem Globetrotters and the Washington Generals.

This was so great and we were all so wrong for making fun of her, or blaming her. Bill Clinton was a great President and if I could snap my fingers Thanos style and make Hillary President instead of Trump, I would, but they were BOTH terrible to this woman.

I always liked to imagine that Kaitlin Olson is their abusive older sister.

“Ehhh, I’m not sure I love her as much as my other kid to pony that kind of money up again.  Pass.”

I’m sure they never realized just how big of a crime they were committing. I’m sure it went like this

Did I do that?

I’m conflicted... does all this mean I’m a bad person for running down the starting center with my truck so my son could get a starting spot on his middle school basketball team?

Batman & Robin and Phyllis Diller were among my faves.

...I’m dumb and don’t get.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.