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What is the “general public?” If the “general public” is going to see all the movies, I’m pretty sure that makes them “fans.” By “fans” are you referring to some weird subset? Like guys that live with mom, play 20 hours of video games per week, buy little Thor and Black Widow action figures, read comic books, and tell

You Are Deadpool.
That is all.

She’s going to distract all the internet trolls while the Avengers save the day!

The lighting on Flea seems to be fairly strong and single-source coming from his anatomical right, whereas the background looks like it’s lit by the sun from straight overhead. I think the image is Photoshopped.

Honestly, I’ve got to hand it to Bryan Singer. The guy sure will go the extra mile to get out of a contract!

I need the biggest article on Hans Moleman you have.

No, that’s too big.

If they ask you on your interview, “What is your greatest flaw?”, here’s an on-topic answer you can use...

... so the journalist would go to cover a man who calls himself “Doctor Doom,” who wears a brilliantly extravagant green cape and wears a metal mask... and throughout the movie she would THEN discover he’s kinda messed up in the head?

Another of humanity’s great conceited notions is that it matters who wins Best Supporting Actor.

No kidding! What’s next - kids sneaking into Barton Fink?

“Do you know who I am? My mom was Aunt Becky! Kimmy Gibbler came to my Christening!”

Having a spare bottle of Jack was enough to impress Motorhead! Well, Lemmy anyway…

My wife is the same way. It doesn’t bother me, but I’m also too addicted to my phone to make it through a 30 minute show so ad breaks are perfect.

Did you not see the pilot episode of Orphan Black, which starred both Tatiana Maslany and her amazing butt (which to my mind deserved equal billing)?

They still came out of the same NWOBHM that birthed Saxon, Iron Maiden, Venom, Girlschool, Witchfinder General, or Angel Witch. and a lot of crap!

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Actually there was a controversy surrounding those lyrics that would have made good doc source material. “Whoomp There it is,” was released by the group Tag Team. There was another song released a month earlier by 95 South called “Whoot There It Is.” 95 South claimed Tag Team plagiarized their similarly rapped

TLC had a habit of doing response songs... the most famous being the prophetic anti-Zach Braff anthem, No Scrubs, in which the original lyrics were “I don’t want no Scrubs, Scrubs is a show that won’t get no love from me/hanging out with Turk and JD on ABC, that wouldn’t be for me”.