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I find it odd that the final season of Frasier is listed separately from the first ten seasons.

“Charlie's Angels: Go For The Juggler" is the reboot we needed.

What I find fascinating about Valve is that they've had several successful franchises, but none of those franchises have had a proper Part 3 released. Even the awkwardly titled Half Life 2 episodes never saw the release of the announced Episode 3. I'm pretty sure they're trolling people at this point.

Now I need to know why Willie’s dressed like Bart.

I don't think the last paragraph was aimed at the Soup specifically but rather the television landscape in general.

He gave enough of a shit to be funny. He gave less of a shit in Ghostbusters II and it was awful. 

In related news, Ukraine's president has asked Netflix to rescind the Obama deal. No, it has nothing to do with the US aid package. Why do you ask?

I still don't know why Disney/Marvel wasted money on advertising for Engame. They literally could have had just a Twitter account that did nothing but count down to opening day, and it still would've made billions. Pretty much everyone already knew if they were going to see it or not.

I admire Vanna. She made herself an indispensable part of the show despite being in what is realistically an interchangeable role (really, is her job any different than that of Barker's Beauties?) Between the industry's rampant ageism against women and technology rendering the position unnecessary, anyone else

I picture that she ran back and forth, handling both parts admirably. That or a robot.

Since I’m the type to focus on the wrong things... What’s up with the asterisk? The asterisk key and the e key aren’t really close enough to be a simple typo. So was she intentionally censoring his name?

Back when "The Soup" was on the air, Joel McHale would always describe Ray J as "someone who's only famous for making a sex tape with someone who's only famous for making a sex tape."

Trump, Reagan, Schwarzenegger, Sonny Bono, Gopher from the Love Boat. Almost every celebrity that has been voted into public office did so as a Republican.

I took a “Bible As Literature” class in college, and the professor told us that basically devout Christians get screwed over by the rules because sinners get the joy of sinning and the joy of being forgiven.

Proofreading is the true stranger things around here.

So did "Frankie and Grace." And "The Ranch." And "Disjointed." Man, did Netflix really think we wouldn't notice?

Why didn’t they save the title “Bad Boys 4: Life” for the fourth film?

It’s been almost two decades since I watched it, but the “Ultimate Edition” DVD release has an Easter Egg that's a third cut of the film (different from the theatrical and director's cuts included) and if I recall correctly, it used that ending. I don't know if it counts as an official cut, but it was on an official