Maybe they're worried the designs are too close to the Disney versions and using the actual names could bring a lawsuit, whereas using a different name gives them some coverage as being a parody.

I read it in William Hickey's voice, as I do most things.

So was Twttr the original spelling, or did the whole platform get off to a great start with misspelling in the first ever tweet?

I don't care much for my own posting history, but I find it bizarre that you can save other people's posts. Was this a feature people were clamoring for?

I imagine this is how team rivalries start. Someone from the Yankees stole some livestock from one of the Boston Red Sox and um, sports!

Is “Bring It On, Ghost” a supernatural take on cheerleader competitions?

Kinjapocalypse sidenote. Anyone else notice that Kinja notifications now say “saved your reply” instead of “recommended your reply”? What the fuck? This shit is actually saved, too. Was there actually a demand for that? “I want to be able to easily see every comment I’ve ever starred”?

Step 1. Make people think aliens exist.

To quote the great Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame, “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

But in this case, the producers are hiring thugs to break into people's homes and destroy all physical copies of the original movie as well as the book and autographed pictures of Cary Elwes.

Well, the video game Fred Savage plays is pretty dated. And those 30 seconds are so crucial to the film, really there's no choice but to remake it.

But more importantly, is Mr Belding still principal?

You’re missing the fact that it was half hour before deadline and they found themselves short of entries.

Snuff was a good premise, though, and I wouldn't mind seeing someone attempt to tell a good story with it. It'd probably be better as a short story or episode of an anthology, though. 

Misleading headline suggests Foxx convinced Elba to remove himself from contention. Foxx tried, but Elba kept after the role until Tarantino dropped him from consideration. But that story's not as sexy.

I want to see the alternate universe version of Django Unchained starring Chris Tucker.

My favorite example of a racial slur being used effectively in a joke is a bit Sarah Silverman did on Conan about trying to get out of jury duty. It went something like, “My friends told me to write I hate ch*nks on the summons. But I didn’t want to be thought of as racist. So I wrote I love ch*nks.” Understandably,…

Wait... They're addressing the gender wage gap with a game where women make MORE money? This is like when Hollywood decided to finally make a movie that addressed sexual harassment and they had Demi Moore sexually harassing Michael Douglas.

How has this meme not be overrun by Big Black Cock jokes?

You don’t see anyone shouting, “Drake is better than Young MC!!”