I forgot about that. It's been ages since I've read the book or seen the miniseries. In that case, they should rewrite it so that God grabs Stu, says "Where do you think you're going?" and tosses him in the explosion.

Doom Patrol is overlooked because it's on a fairly niche streaming service. Season 2 is supposed to also be available on HBO's new streaming service, so that might increase its viewership.

“a chameleon who can be as briliiant”

To really shake things up, they should've cast a white woman as the Magical Negro. Also, can they rewrite the ending so that the heroes aren't saved by the literal Hand of God?

She has a Wikipedia page, he doesn’t. Therefore she’s more famous and deserves more money.

But should unproduced screenplays count as experience when using it to factor a pay rate? These hypothetical 100 brilliant screenplays that didn't get produced made no money for the studios that bought them. So why would they put down big bucks for a guy with a 3-100 success rate? Honestly, I know very little about…

I think this was an attempt by Trump to distract us from the fact that he attempted to bring the Taliban onto American soil days before September 11.

Are you suggesting he doesn't already know how?

“epic romance”

“I’m not sure I’ll be able to enjoy watching a Tom Holland Spider-Man movie divorced from the MCU if I even feel compelled to watch one considering how intertwined this version of the character’s history is with the rest of the cast and world. How would it even make sense narratively?”

Setting M*A*S*H in Afghanistan will solve the problem of the show lasting longer than the war.

“She’s a forgettable actor who aside from that Twilight franchise has done very little memorable work.”

Even Batman is ashamed of the DCEU and is trying to defect to Marvel.

But there was already a sequel. And it featured a mermaid.

Technically, she assaulted him since she initiated the kiss without his consent.

It wasn’t a serious post. I just wanted to make a joke about how Trump would have an incredibly stupid and obvious password. Judging by the responses I’ve been getting, I failed in this attempt at humor. But I will keep my head up and try again in the future.

If I went after Peter North, he’d probably fuck me hard up the ass too.

I don’t think Clinton’s password would be “trump123" but I guess anything’s possible.

I was more trying to make a joke about Trump’s password. It wasn’t a very good setup for it.

Yeah, I’m sure it’s not that easy. I just wanted to make a bad joke about what his password would be. I guess this wasn’t the best setup for it.