I think the preferred term is jegroes. 

It’s not?

And Piranha 2.

That's why I never understood cocksucker being an insult. I don't like to toss the word hero around lightly, but anyone willing to take my cock in their mouth is a true hero.

If our country ever truly reaches Idiocracy-level, "Keys Dangling" will become the highest grossing film of all time.

Also, “Hey everybody, you all hated that episode with Eleven’s sister last season? We shall never speak of that again!” Not that I really wanted more to be done with that subplot, but they could've done something to tie up that loose end.

It hasn't been cool to enjoy stuff since the 90s.

When you adjust for both inflation AND population growth, the true champ is "Workers Leaving The Factory."

I'm torn on "Doomsday Clock." I really enjoy the writing, but I feel the art tries too hard to replicate the style of "Watchmen" without managing the subtleties and nuances Dave Gibbons brought. 

This is why I only go to shows no one else has interest in seeing. Prime seats for Candlebox, baby!

Maybe he meant he wasn’t having sex with a male racist.

I once saw someone online say they knew Blair Witch was fake because the model camcorder they used wouldn't have been available at the time. I don't know if they were bullshitting or if they were insanely attentive to camcorder details.

Pretty sure The Amazing Jonathan is a comedy magician not musician.

Since the song is about a male prostitute, I always thought "ass wipe" made more sense. Plus it rhymes with "hash pipe" better.

Honestly, though, what voters will Biden pull that Clinton didn't? Are there that many "I want to vote Democrat but absolutely not for a woman" voters out there? 

Video rentals out of a van is a niche market waiting to be exploited.

I looked it up to make sure I wasn’t going senile and apparently Video Factory only existed in Buffalo. But before they were bought out, they had more stores here than Blockbuster did, so I had always assumed they were a national chain. Max's Picks was a promotional gimmick they had where the fictional Max personally…

I rented it from Video Factory just because the VHS cassette itself was orange, so I figured it must be special if the studio was going to go through the effort of not using the standard black. Fortunately, I didn't actually pay for it as I liberally abused their Max's Picks guarantee. If you didn't like one of their…

I’m surprised that they got away with the “is it or isn’t it real” buzz for as long as they did. I first heard about the film in a recap of that year’s Sundance, and all the talk about how the filmmakers were using their website to create a backstory for the characters. It was pretty clear that everyone there knew it…

Ariel needs to be a redhead. Otherwise, the prince’s line, “Do the scales match the drapes?” makes no sense.