The true bully in Stranger Things 3 was New Coke.

I didn't know if it was just me but I've noticed that Netflix doesn't really minimize or automatically skip the credits if there's a post-credits scene anymore. I can't figure out why some shows give you 20 seconds and others only 5, though.

Is Change.org  for ironic hipsters who think they're being smart and cool and funny? I would think the site's 0% success rate would deter sincere campaigns.

If I told you, I’d have to kill you. No, wait, I mean I’d have to kill myself from the shame.

Wasn't the aliens thing just so he could get the book greenlit because no one was interested in doing a straight zombie series? I read that on Cracked so there's a 90% chance it's wrong.

Disregard this post. I can't delete it.

Hopefully the show addresses the issue of how time zones affect the "no eating after midnight" rule. Also, what time is it safe to start feeding them again?

I hope they have him throw a punch like Batman.

I'm surprised he isn't out there pitching it himself and blaming liberals as the reason it hasn't been picked up.

“Four weddings and a funeral? Isn’t that five of the same thing?”

If Scooter offered the most money, though, should Big Machine have said, “Sorry, Scoots, you hurt Tay Tay’s feelings so we’re going with a lower bidder”? And maybe Scooter bought the catalog to spite Swift. But at the same time, I imagine it’s a great investment to make. Sure, it’s shitty for Swift, but these are…

I’m still convinced Axl only released Chinese Democracy because he was pissed off at Dr Pepper for trolling him so he was going to force him to go through with the free Dr Pepper offer.

Sounds like it's a prequel in the sense that it'll cover events that take place before the events of the movie and book (probably how the society came together and maybe their run-ins with the drug dealers), but the timeline is just being transposed a couple of decades. So if the series is set in 2020, we'll have to…

DDP's Diamond Cutter was a better finisher 

And it still goes on to this day, making it near impossible for a wrestler to deliver a good promo.

Because of the Netflix deal, they wouldn't have been able to use the characters if they wanted to. And it really wouldn't be that hard to introduce them into the MCU since they never had any interaction with the MCU, so you just treat them as new characters.

But they won’t need to fill seats if it’s on Netflix. They just need to exist and Netflix will make up some numbers for them.

Where does casting a cloud as Galactus fall on the list?

While it might not sustain a whole film, I'd like to see some scenes of superheroes sitting around, brainstorming jokes for every conceivable situation.

I don't know if they ever publicly acknowledged the similarity, but they never gave Petty a writing credit. Petty, being the cool guy he was, never sued because he didn't think it was intentional and he said a lot of music sounds similar anyhow.