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Billy Corgan is on record as saying it was meant as an adjective.

Patton Oswalt has a great bit about Death Bed.

I've long maintained that cats are one of the smartest species because they figured out that by pretending to like humans, they can get food and have their poop cleaned up.

So how many Fleetwood Mac fans ended up enjoying the song?

I don't know if they quite qualify as grunge (they were from Seattle, so close enough, I guess?), but the singer from The Gits was murdered. Other than that, I think grunge deaths are all due to drugs and/or suicide.

The train scene in Spider-Man 2 is one of the all time top action sequences in film history.

It always irked me that she was Mary Jane and Bryce Dallas Howard was Gwen Stacy. They would have been perfect for each other's roles.

My theory on Chinese Democracy: Axl was nowhere near ready to release a new album. But then Dr. Pepper did their promotion promising a free Dr. Pepper to everyone if Chinese Democracy actually saw the light of day within that year. So Axl rushed the making of the album just to stick it to Dr. Pepper.

Has Chris Evans appeared in a movie that wasn't based on a comic book?

Thankfully, Tim Burton has a perfectly stellar track record when it comes to remakes.

Marvel used to put out a Beavis and Butthead comic and in between the main stories, B&B would riff on scenes from other Marvel releases. So maybe the MST3K comic will feature the crew riffing on Dark Horse releases.

She stole Stinky Britches, so turnabout's fair play.

Well, the cash register in the opening credits do read "NRA4EVER" when Maggie gets scanned.

Anyone else remember Kevin Smith saying he was going to retire Jay and Silent Bob after Strike Back?

I used to visit the View Askew message board at the time, and Strike Back really is nothing but a stream of inside jokes aimed at the board members. That said, even knowing the references, I found it painfully unfunny.

It's actually got a pretty decent selection of movies for a free channel and I remember enjoying some of their original programming (which I think were actually just web series no one watched). It's worth a look through, though it'll never be in your top ten when looking for something to watch.

In related news, I started watching High School, USA.

But what Daniel Clowes really wants to do is draw Batman.

I haven't seen any of the Fast and the Furious movies but I have seen all of the Everything Wrong With The Fast And The Furious videos. They're hilarious and the franchise has been worth it just for those videos.

People who send random dick pics ruin it for those of us who sell dick pics professionally. Flooding the market with an inferior product. How's a man who cares about quality craftsmanship when it comes to dick pics supposed to make a living?