If you haven't seen it, try and catch the brief clip of one of these dudes who was, I shit you not, cosplaying a white supremacist at Charlottesville. Some guy happened to get the troll on video as he realized he was surrounded by counterprotestors, then quickly stripped off his polo shirt and hat, begging to be left…

I'm honestly not sure how they manage to exist in their state of perpetual cognitive dissonance, but maybe they don't actually have brains.

Has the pivot happened yet?

Even Ted fucking Cruz managed to fart out some decent words.

You have flies in your eyes.

WTF? Etta Candy is not bumbling. She is pretty damn competent.

I'm sure Chachi would give him a hug.

'My Mother the Car' was a documentary.

But it comes with bonus toxic shock! Act now, limited time offer.

The most tense moments on TV for me this week turned out to involve a little old lady walking through a room of bingo players. Well done, show.

"I never thought they'd slice holes in MY face," sobs woman who volunteered for face-slicing demo.

And now our governor is 'joking' about shooting reporters. I used to be proud of my home state, but these days I just wake up every morning dreading the news.

I agree. I loved that quiet sewing scene. Nacho's dad is a good, hard-working guy who built a successful business, and takes pride in his work. It would be hard to watch him lose it all, and heartbreaking to see him realize his son's part in it. But this show, like BB, doesn't shy away from collateral damage. I have a…

It's the United States that includes only Alaska plus another state (Hawaii, possibly).

Andrew Jackson fanfic.

My take: everyone else is careful to try and keep Lecter out of their heads. Crawford cautions Clarice. Everyone does. She's honest with Lecter, though. When she offers quid pro quo, she lives up to her end of the bargain, as painful and embarrassing as it may be, because she judges it will be worth it. She has to…

Well, to be fair, they have only been people for a few years. They still have a lot of growing up to do.

Sessions, obviously.

But they're here to help.

As we come to St. Patrick's Day, to Mulvaney I say "pogue mo thoin" with all sincerity.