So, to the ban everything guy, why are you at a car site again? Most of what you hate is perfectly harmless. You’re getting your blood pressure up over nothing. Oh no, flame decals, someone call the authorities!

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Is the subject of your affection a fan of cars? Is cost no object?

I took my BMW to a dealer to get repaired. Doesn’t get much scarier than that.

The Q60 would like its rear end back.

If you look carefully, it was actually pointed at Raph, so it’s totally fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So your saying to keep all our Navy vessels safe sometimes we have to let a few of them get run over on purpose?

It’s not about being arrogant, it’s about mitigating risk to a combat vessel.

No naval vessel is going to be okay with some random merchant vessel restricting it’s freedom of movement. It increases the risk of nefarious “merchant” vessels forcing a navy ship into an ambush.

If you think Tesla is making huge leaps in valuation...

Didn’t know Mesut Özil was in a film

If you can help me get rid of this guy, absolutely

Will you go out with me? We have similar hobbies.

I sure hope his insurance plan includes a really strong umbrella-ella-ella-ella clause.

Nope, doesn’t get a pass, rolling coal 100% of the time makes you a massive douche. It’s pointless, needless pollution, smells terrible, looks terrible and doing it on purpose means you are terrible.

Pretty sure that’s a VW bro.

Problem solved.

We’re thankful for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos and titanium valve springs. And of course, family. Here’s hoping you can enjoy yours this week.