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Crexit? Crexit.

“IIIIIIIIII’m Bob Riggle and IIIIIIIII’m 80" LOL

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

Needs more Nic Cage

Yeah, they look similar, so the gas filler location must be the only difference between a Nissan and Maserati SUV. WTF?

We had a big, big gun fight in the third act that we took out and we basically had Deadpool forget his guns as a means of getting around it.

Yeah, this is actually something that nobody is talking about but should be.

My fool-proof plan to defeat ISIS

At first I was going to attempt to counter all the ignorance and misinformation, not to mention the total and utter boneheadedness, to be found in this comment section on transgender issues.

Jalopnik’s Justin Westbrook published this for me tonight and said the same exact thing.

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

I’ll have “creepy shit you read on the Internet” for $400, Alex.