I don’t want to be called “plus” or “fabulous” or “extended”. Here’s a radical fucking concept:

And her common human decency! :)

Thank-you! I find a lot on Etsy and I used to be a heavy Modcloth shopper, but a bit less so since Wal-Mart bought them. Torrid still has the occasional super funky item. Pinupgirl.com is the best for pencil skirts and off-the-shoulder shirts. Basics (t-shirts, jeans) are usually Old Navy, which hasn’t changed a lick…

Fashion has become so...homogeneous. Online shopping is great; where else could I get a dress with a photorealistic cat head print? Or shoes that look like pencils?

I’ve been married seven and a half months. Every single day I wake up next to Mr. QWERTY Bastard and I can’t imagine ever being anywhere else. :)

Accessories are the only way I can set myself apart from anyone else, it seems. There is an abundance of stores where I am, but they all sell the same things: the same tops with the shoulders cut out (stupid), the same floral print cropped pants, the same fucking skinny jeans and boyfriend cardigans and sensible…

I like that all the past presidents are like, “...Bro!” in their expressions.

Joel Osteen looks like the illegitimate love child of Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Short.

It’s almost a shock when it happens now, unfortunately.

Papa Kaine and his forty harmonicas.

Highway McHighwayface

I think in a (roundabout) way, Fey is a bit right. The only reason the Nazis march and scream is because they know people hate them, and that adds fuel to their self-righteous, racist fire. While I disagree with staying home entirely, I think that there are a lot of things people can do to support anti-Nazi movements…

That was a start-to-finish thrill ride. A+

I’ll form an appropriate comment when I stop vomiting.

Fuck this. Fuck this, fuck that guy, fuck Texas, fuck your “healthcare” system and fuck the people who allow this shit to happen. FUCK IT.

Ba-dum-tss!

As did I. Which resulted in an awkward conversation with my mum when I was 7 and we went to NYC and got on the subway.

I think he’s qualifying it because obviously, every Trump Tower is beautiful and they’re skyscrapers. Out of all the homes he’s seen, though, the White House is the nicest. Obviously.

Whenever I see Reince Priebus’ name, I always read it as ‘Rinsed Penis’. Although that’s not my sense of humour shining through— it’s just that I think about dicks a bunch.

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