Chuck Tingle makes everything worth it.

I’ve put her up here before, but here is my papillon Maddy, doing her best Flashdance poses while she sleeps.

This gives me life.

...I’m digging that eyelet skirt, then.

I’m digging that red lace skirt. I’ve got an off-the-shoulder white top from pinupgirls that would look amazing with it.

I’d rather get a really customized Aventador or something for that price tag. Seems much more practical!

I shouldn’t be laughing? But you made me laugh. I still feel awful about this, though. :(

Damn. Just let your kid wear what they want, whether it’s an Iron Man costume (me @ age 5) or frigging Ariel. Who cares? Being a feminist doesn’t mean you shame girls and women for being feminine or liking feminine things; it’s supporting their right to be who or what they want. You can’t call yourself a feminist and…

I gave you a star just so I could take it away for putting that image in my head.

My grandpa routinely referred to my grandma as “Mother”. She called him “Ronald” because it put the fear of god in him when she used his full name. I miss her.

I find buying the name-brand stuff (American Eagle, Airwalk etc) usually serves me pretty well. I’m wearing a pair of Airwalk slip-ons right now that I’ve had for three years and they’re super comfy and have held up reasonably well.

Torrid! I’m a 36DDD and I’m able to find something awesome there every year, with good support and cute patterns (last year I got flamingos!).

I wish someone would tell me it’s cool that I don’t want to be a mum. I’ve never wanted kids, I’ll never want kids, and my husband doesn’t want them, either. We both like kids - we just don’t want them. But all the time, questions from his parents (not mine, they’ve given up): “So when are you two settling down?” (we…

The only home show I can currently stomach is Masters of Flip, because the husband-wife dynamic is exactly like me and my husband: I am hyper and loud, and he’s super chill and doesn’t change his expression much even when I’m hopping around him like a maniac.

He looks like he really likes Huey Lewis.

I used to live in an apartment next to a girl who would play Britney Spears’ first album at top volume every night at 6 on the dot. And sing along with it. Poorly. The police wouldn’t intervene because it was early, and the landlord didn’t care because it drowned out the sound of the other bullshit going on in the…

“Well, the furniture needed slipcovers—”

My dad, bless his ageing heart, used to be one of these people. Not to any great extent, and never out of malice; he would refer to all brown people as “Pakis”, spoke in a loud, clear voice to anyone who had an accent, etc. He’s a kind man, just a bit...behind on his sensitivity training. Most of that is due to his…

45's the same colour as his outfit holy shit

Same boat here. I went to visit a friend in upstate NY a couple of years ago and she has many, many pets (cats, dogs, buncha birds, I think a ferret?) - and all of the ones that weren’t in cages or tanks surrounded me like I was goddamn Cinderella or something and wouldn’t leave me alone.