Ding ding motherfucking ding. This girl could have had a safe, happy, short experience in the foster system and be that much further toward feeling secure with her relatives if they hadn’t fought her reunification every step of the way. Part of being a parent - foster or otherwise - is putting your kids’ needs ahead…

I’m Latina (Mexican-American) and never know which race box to check. I don’t look white or Native American or black. I’m café-au-lait colored with freckles, very dark brown hair and eyes, and a “Roman” schnoz. Anyone else in this boat? Please advise, smart people of Jezebel.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

I had the surgery about 15 years ago and never regretted it once :D

Only an hour ago I got excited because I had found a bra that was “just” 68€. :-s

Same!!! I’m so excited to just be able to go into a store and have them have my actual size.

Same, except in her dishonor. [Silence = Death]

Yeah but like, if I HAD to choose? I’d go burrito. More bang for my buck. More tortilla and you can fit more yummy stuff in it.

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

The mayor added, “Look it’s sad, of course! Any living thing dying is sad. I had a dog once that I was very fond of. His name was “chastity mcsparkles”. But I warned everyone not to get raped and murdered! Do you remember how I warned you? I said don’t do it. Don’t go and get raped and murdered. And even with that,…

I noticed when I lived in Spain how on time I was. Like when I’d meet up with my other European friends for like dinner or something I realized it was always me and like people from northern europe who would show up on time and then all of my friends from southern europe would show up WAAAAAY later. Like hours later…

I have a silly antidote to that. One time I had just gotten a manicure (it was fresh and shiny) and I flew the next day. Sitting next to me the aisle over was a guy in business suit. I caught him staring at my nails and the next thing I knew, he took out a bottle of clear nail polish and started polishing his nails. I…

Going off topic: my now wife and I did a 2.5 week Southeast Asia tour last year. Layover city was Seoul. We flew Asianna on a brand new Airbus A380 from LAX...this plane is fucking massive. 2 stories throughout the entire fuselage.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

Somewhat? I don’t know. I lived in Germany as a kid, which as an entire culture that shares the ON TIME OR STAY HOME philosophy. My dad used to joke that if you threw a party that started at 7, the last person would arrive at 7:05. I am incredibly punctual, to the point where I was 10 minutes late to meeting a friend…

It might be. My very WASPy family drilled into me that if you are on time, you’re late. Consequently, I am always at least 5 minutes early to everything.

Cholula is my favorite for most Mexican food. In fact, there are like 9 varieties of hot sauce in my house, each for different cuisine. Tabasco goes on breakfast foods. Frank’s goes on pizza and wings (and, occasionally, fried tofu.) Sriracha goes on fish and vegetables. My system is perfect, y’all.

I LOVEEE Tinikittens! I watched Cassid the miracle kitten when he came in. It was such a joy to see him become a healthy, happy kitty ..... who does not care one bit that he is missing two legs. I have immense respect for Shelly and all her volunteers. They are awesome ...and all their kittenbs are ADORBS!!!!!

I love Tinykittens! Right now, the FeralCam alternates between the Ringworm Romper Room kittens (in quarantine, with some shaved parts to help with healing), the ferals in another room which were ringworm-negative, and Mary the Christmas Eve Cat (who is a super sweetie who showed up at TKHQ on Christmas Eve,…