LOVE!

I love the idea of Ph.D carrying ladies marrying super attractive rugged men of the blue collar backgrounds. It works to bring them out of immediate or future poverty, provides the bread winner with hot lower middle class dick and in general just makes sense. Keep on keepin on ladies.

Oh, Honey... 'Sexy' is one of those adjectives like 'classy," or 'smart,' in that if you have to announce it to people, it probably does not apply to you as much as you might think

and they all wore drug rugs, and all played acoustic guitars, and all burned various herbs while humming Hindu scriptures……Yea that guy, I hate that guy

You made me cackle aloud. Thank you.

K-Stew > Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.....

Most absurd situations for me:

That doesn't sound so horrible to me. One of the things you learn from having a job as a teenager is how to budget your money.

I was a weirdo hoarder teen, which I am very grateful for now, since what I socked away in high school will now be going towards putting a dent in my law school expenses (thanks parents, for undergrad!).

Well with the combination of him wanting to machete Jezza to death and nearly getting Hamster killed in Alabama, he's easy to love.

No, not at all. RAWR.

I'm trying not to hate her too hard. She is so gorgeous! And I'm jealous of those cheekbones!

What is wrong with people? I'd be like oh shit, oh my god, thank you much because that could have been really scary! Which is the only fucking acceptable response. Smh.

Oh no— a bagging clerk caught my son when he was maybe a year as he wiggled his way out of the shopping cart strap and tried to propel himself head first toward the rock hard linoleum. I have never been so horrified/embarrassed/grateful.

We're so steam punk.

High five, my copper sister!

Reminds me of the Jewish mother boasting to her friend: "My son, he goes five times a week to a specialist, pays him 100 dollars an hour just to talk, and what does he talk about? ME!"

I wonder if this ever happened to my dad when I was little. I'm half Korean, on my mom's side, and half white, but I definitely just looked like a little Asian kid when I was really young.

I can't believe that people would say this. I just can't believe it. I understand that it happens, intellectually but I can't grasp it. Did people really just ASSUME you were adopted and then went ahead and VOICED that thought??? Once and again: What is wrong with people?

That's awful. But also, lets pretend you were adopted. Who goes up to someone, who, at that point, the believe has adopted a child, and tells them horror stories about other adoptions?!