Um, wtf. No. Shooting+kid they can’t account for = whole bunch of law enforcement and emergency services time wasted, potentially. “Mommy said I can leave if there’s a lockdown” won’t fly.

Ooh, that almost sounds like plopping. Danielle from xovain has a similar hair texture and some of her advice has worked decently well. No one sends me nice curly haired products though :( I do plan to splurge and nab the devacurl low poo and one condition for colour treated hair, though. Will report back.

Welcome to my life. Short fancy shellacs, yo.

Your nana has excellent taste in names

Hi, I think we have the same hair. Even with the sides and back shaved, it's a shitshow. Messy pouffy bun for the win.

Cripes no. My sister and I have fairly old school first names. It's the middle names that are a hot mess.

It really does, especially when family names would be cruel as a first name

I love her name. A friend’s little girl is Carolyn Marie, I'm partial to more old fashioned names.

I can totally see how one could brush off symptoms as being peri and or full out menopausal, especially the missing periods.

Nope. You've posted numerous comments with the same tone, and you clearly have nothing better to do. If you're so upset by it, step away from the keyboard and muck out stalls at a horse rescue. The folks I know who rehab horses have better things to do than hang around an article and argue.

You made my night, yo

Yeah. Girlfriend needs a solid year of working in the middle of nowhere with no wifi or cell service, doing something like installing stoves. Then I'll believe she's quit social media.

Dang it. Well I’ll enjoy my hybrids for you!

Probably not. Her parents are probably fuckwits, too, considering they let her do that nonsense to begin with. Or enablers. Or greedy. Or all three.

Heheh, me either. No one ever gets the IT crowd reference. Srsly though, it's lunchtime on my day off. I think it might be time for a sushi and dispensary run.

The thirst is real.

Nope....I thought “omfg a song about meeeeeeee” and my unnatural fondness for sugary noncoffee

Fuuuuuuu. I’m a cashier at a union store, I truly enjoy putting on my girl guide leader voice and saying “ please wait your turn”

My ear is iffy as fuck sometimes. I thought it was “got all these Starbucks lovers” in that song Blank Space.

No Gwen! Noooo! You’re so much smarter than Mr. “Backwoods legit don’t take no lip chew the bacca chew the bacca chew the bacca spit”.