TOP OF THE LAAAAKKKEEE!!!

Nope. Headpiece designed by lady zillion names sister

Yes, it was the starling. Also that godawful headpiece

I can't even.

Thanks!

Define part time. Most of my coworkers are hired as part time for benefits loopholes, even though they work 30-40 hours a week.

No problem with this. My labrador will deffs be my best pup when I get around to getting married. The aussie can be the ringpuppy

Yeees. Pretty bathrooms are my crack. I want it.

To be fair, I waxed my legs for the first time when I was 13 and arms/eyebrows when I was 11.

Chest harness leash, all the way. Is the only way my wee self can walk my huge full grown male Labrador. Cannot recommend clicker training enough, too. I'm sure the breeder told you, but do not run him till he's at least one.

Lisa was sooo popular for a while there, there was a girls names map posted here about a week ago and at one point it covered most of the US. I wasn't Jennifer with an initial until 2nd year Atmospheric science, and then there were 3 of us... Jennifer D-J it was. My nametag at work says Jennifer Mac, just to be…

Eh, so's my first name. I was the only Jennifer from k-12, but I work with 4 others...all of whom are products of the 60's/70's.

You and me both. Well, smoothie. But same idea.

I hope he got her a u-lock for it too.

The grass is always greener.

Nope. Nope. Nopenopenope. I cringe when people post florid RIP's on Facebook if it's not a close friend/relative, this is just garish. A generation that's never been taught self awareness and reflection is what we've created. Welp.

BWAHAHAHAH. That is almost worse than the visible seams.

HAHAHHAH, her and my 55 year old mother.

Serious? If you're gonna be an ass about naming, at least be like my parents and save it for the middle. Jennifer MacKinley Riverdawn Mumslastname-Dadslastname.