Girl needs some Stacy and Clinton in the worst way, but she's too busy being deliberately obtuse and showing the world how fucking precocious she is. She could look so gooood but chooses not to.

Girl needs some Stacy and Clinton in the worst way, but she's too busy being deliberately obtuse and showing the world how fucking precocious she is. She could look so gooood but chooses not to.

Let's talk sauna etiquette: I was in the dry sauna earlier, and two people in there would. not. shut up. Like talking full volume, discussing fairly personal stuff. I wanted to ask 'em to take it elsewhere but didn't. Would I be within my rights to do so? Are saunas a quiet space?

Exactly. I've applied to do it through my local parks and rec so we'll see.

This. This is why I want to start doing adult home ec classes, I think I could make a go of it.

Haha, I just finished reading Survival for a class. I'm all garrison'd out for the moment.

Cyclist, so nooooope. I'll take my treetrunk thighs over a gap any day.

Fuck, some people are just asking for a Darwin award. River otters BITE. They are not cuddly.

Copper iud! They make a shorter one for women who are nuliparous (have never had a baby) and it does sidestep some of the discomfort.

I have a liberte and I loooove it. Love it.

Ayyyup, that is exactly it.

I want extensions for my bang-area so it looks like my hair is all one length. just my bang-area, mind. Am I weird?

Do it! Pick a theme and send a suggested dish in the invite and you're golden.

This is one for all the pacific northwesterners, and their counterparts who live elsewhere: If a friend tells you they're on an antidepressant, don't say stuff like " That's not necessary"/" Not natural"/"Not a good habit to get into" or start a sentence with " You should see my naturopath/yoga teacher/ the…

Handlebar balancing is either horrible or super romantic and fun.

Hahaha

Yes. So much of that.

But only if it's an old one. Fully restored, too.

Absinthe taught english in eastern europe and got away with all sorts of shit in the early 1990's.

Porter shows up to dates on his fixie.