True, points for that

Some good odd, some bad. The good odd ones are the best.

He was weirdddddd. Like, really weird.

He was from Victoria. Nuff said.

Truly, I have no idea. He was weeeeird though

Yes, he did....ugh.

Aww! All I got was high dose ibuprophen

I declined a second date with someone after he called it 'strumming the clitar'

Agreed, thank goodness I only get saturdays. The online paywall keeps me from having a rage stroke every day.

Owwwwwie! What a lame rule!

Alexis will always be Rory. There is no getting past it.

I got 100 for 4 wisdom teeth and 2 molars that had to be surgically removed when I was 15....

Psh. My mum went back for her PhD when she was 51. My dad retired from the RCMP and started a new career when he was 54.

Yeah, I use holdfasts most of the time because I'm terrible with pedals+shoes. Nor can I, it just seems....painful. More power to 'em I guess.

OWWWW. Brooks saddle+ ass sweat would be the worse. I have a selle italia women's specific, and even that would suck sans shorts

I don't think I can out lentil you. Hats off to you, good ma'am.

My lentils are purchased at a currency free non-gendered co-op.

I ONLY COOK WITH FAIR TRADE LENTILS, PICKED BY MAIDENS UPON THE MOON OF THEIR FIRST MENSES!!!!1

If you're that worried, bring a coleman white gas stove and cook downwind. Keep your garbage in the bear locker (leaving it out creates garbage bears that have to be destroyed), 2nd on the no deodorant suggestion, and don't leave anything out. Ever. Not plates, not beverages, not used paper towels. You're in their…

IKR? What a dick. I'm gonna have an extra awesome week now, just for that.