As in good gollie, that is sweet.

IT'S SO FLOOFYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Take a number. I love his little waddle.

I dunno, retriever pups are preeeetty sweet.

All the female gynos I've been to totally lack empathy, despite having vaginas. The male ones, on the other hand, were totally kind and willing to listen before trying to diagnose me.

OF COURSE IT'S A GOLDEN <3

Midwives can do pelvics, as can nurse practitioners.

Girlfriends needs to use a mitt when applying self tanner, or spring for a spray tan.

Dayummmm right. He's smart, and I loooove his voice.

I kinda hope there is an ill doctrine episode about this. I look forward to Jay Smooth's take on it.

...because you will piss off every single person you're with. You'll be called arrogant by comparably attractive girls, and a bully/fat shamer/mean by the ones that are less so.

Fuckin' BC. Making me wait till the end of first year.

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There's skin under my chin that will turn into a wattle some time around my 40th birthday, I have every intention of getting it tightened up the minute I can afford it. Also line fillers i they ever become necessary.

Haha, we had that too! I got out of it till grade 11 because of dance and then took leisure and coaching 11/12! So much more fun than regular PE!

I feel ya. Dancer turned cyclist, I detested team sports (especially ball sports) then and I still do now. Thank goodness I danced enough to get me out of PE by middleschool.

Penelope looooooves it. Odysseus not so much.

Exactly, the ones that stay away from my veggies are cute. The rest, not so much

They have no predators, at any rate

Yeah, I gave up on having 'em because of that. I'm waiting for the day they're made schedule C wildlife.