It’s odd that the MAGA folks seem to think the best way to make America “great” is to convert it from a single United States into 50 banana republics.

Republicans hate women. Remember that when you vote.

Misogynists
Are
Governing
America

Can you recommend a chair that is like having GOOD sex with Optimus Prime? I’m asking for a friend. Who is me.

Given the yellow color I’d be more inclined to mention Bumblebee, but point taken.

No Kathleen Turner.  That would make me sad.

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

I got shingles in my ear a few years ago, and that fucked with my ability to hear lower sound registers. It make music sound weird but did not, unfortunately, block out the yammering of man. Quel dommage.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but Torts was one of the major reasons Derek Boogaard died the way he did. He’s also well known for being a hardnosed asshole, which can generate results with a younger group of players but also creates situations like these which will essentially tear a team apart.

Torts is such an even keeled gentleman, has to be Bobrovsky at fault here.

I think we fundamentally agree on this underlying issues, but I guess I’m still confused why AOC talking about this somehow prevents representatives from border states from doing the same. They have access to press releases, conferences, and the media. We need everyone who is able to speak truth to Cheetoh Mussolini’s…

Yeah as soon as I saw “National Enquirer” I suspected petty politicking at play.

“Show me your gold box special, gurl”

So far deep the rabbit hole there’s no chance of bringing him back up.

So youd rather him send lewd and raunchy texts so you can then bash him for being sexist and objectifying women? How about you taking shots at his appearance for no reason at all? Maybe you should look in the mirror and decide if writing garbage articles is really something that you want to do with your life. 

Seriously. And if it were Chris Pine texting, “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.” We would all be swooning.

To be fair, it sounds like an in joke between the two of them and therefore inexplicable and slightly embarrassing to the rest of us

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

I agree. He’s expressing love, not that wants to jump her bones. People can dog him for cheating, but I wouldn’t criticize him for the texts. Are they corny? Absolutely. Is it almost impossible to write a text expressing love that is not on some level corny? Absolutely.

While “I love you alive” is definitely an odd thing to say, i think ALL sexts in just plain written form are going to be cringeworthy. Whenever you read someone elses sexts its the least sexy thing on the planet, but when you’re alone at night, tipsy, horny, and giddy with anticipation suddenly those sexts are…