LOL to all of this but ESPECIALLY the “Guess who’s doing Slimfast keto” in the corner of every magazine, haaaahahaha

Good thing they moved on from Bobrovsky after he had a mediocre playoff run that time! What a disaster it would have been to keep THAT bum.

Hextall put a curse on them after he got canned

Shouldn’t this story actually be titled “You Are in Danger of Becoming the Flyers’ Goalie This Season”?

Pretty sure those are covers on his pads. The Bauer Supreme series are designed as one printed cover as opposed to individual pieces sewn on the to the pads to create a design.

They should just put Gritty in net, it’s the only outcome that makes any sense.

Economic numbers looking REALLY good.

Can you imagine if I had long term ZERO interest rates to play with like the past administration, rather than the rapidly raised normalized rates we have today. That would have been SO EASY!

The real insanity is that the man shut the government down to appease Ann and Rush. I wish the Democrats would really drive this one home. The administration asked for 1.6 BN for their wall which was in the original bill that Congress passed and Trump had agreed to sign until the POTUS watched some pundits on cable…

I wish someone would secretly do a drug test on him and bust him. He's got to be on something....

This demented fool can’t decide whether he’s coming or going. He wants $5billion but doesn’t need it cuz Mexico.... like a Trumpnado.... spin spin spin.

I read the recap of Trump’s address. One of his main rambling points is that his trade agreements with Mexico will pay for the wall. Despite this information (even though it’s all horseshit), he is still demanding $5 billion for the wall in the budget. He just claimed he didn’t need the money. The man is literally…

I don’t really understand what gout has to do with prison; there’s a million people in prison that don’t have gout or ride around in wheelchairs, so I’m not really sure what he’s going for here. It’s not late-stage cancer or something, so it’s not like they’re going to give him early release.

Natalya Veselnitskaya, the Russian lawyer who met with the Trump campaign in 2016 after Don Jr. was promised damaging information on Hillary Clinton, has been charged by federal prosecutors in a money laundering case.

Are you going to watch Donald Trump spew some racist lies tonight?

Yeah, but unlike most politicians, she has emphatically said no to pursuing it. 

Just like he doesn’t understand who pays the tariffs he imposes.

And he still doesn’t understand that zero interest rates leaves no room for the tools used to prevent economic collapse.....

Since Motherfucker-1 is tweeting about football again, never forget…