The people who say there’s a war on Christmas make the war all by themselves. All you have to do is say “happy holidays” or “gingerbread person” and it’s automatically pervieved as a personal attack. There isn't an army of liberal people correcting conservatives about this stuff, it's liberals making their own choices…

I thought he looked like a refugee cookie. Leader of the gingerbread caravan!

These people must be outraged at Oreos.

If FOX News didn’t exist, I would have literally zero awareness that supposedly there is some sort of war on Christmas going on.

Was “diatrite” a typo? ’Cause it’s a great word. It’s like a diatribe when the diatriber is being trite.

They’re getting mad about gingerbread cookies not being called gingerbread men? First, who’s arguing that they need to be called gingerbread people? Second, I thought liberals were supposed to be the snowflakes.

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

People clutch to their nostalgia and traditions like a string of pearls. It’s silly. I think Santa and Mrs. C (she really needs a first name and her own back story) should both deliver presents, divide and conquer 50% of the houses to him and 50% to her. Make it a team. Why not? I’m sure they have enough reindeer. Only…

Fellas, is it gay to eat a gingerbread man....

Well fictional in the sense that Santa Clause, the white bearded, made of magic person, doesn’t exist.

Based on who actual does the Christmas shopping in my house, Santa is definitely a woman.  That said, isn’t the fictional character based on an actual man? 

Holy fuck, so we’ve won on every other gender equity issue and now we can focus on making cookies nonbinary? That’s fantas... Wait, what? No? This is another made-up bullshit complaint from the same people who brought us the Starbucks to-go cup wars?

And in this case it’s calling gingerbread men, a gingerbread person, when obviously, they’re men FUCKING COOKIES.

And in this case it’s calling gingerbread men, a gingerbread person, when obviously, they’re men.

Wow.

No. This has been made up. they talk about this made up thing so they don’t have to face reality.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Do people really care about this? 

What tips over Tammy Bruce?

No one is asking for gender neutral cookies. Who cares as long as it’s a cookie?

The Right: Gender is based on IMMUTABLE biological characteristics like BODY PARTS and CHROMOSOMES.