My favorite thing about old Ovechkin has been this Jedi Mind Trick he’s developed where he sneaks into an open area so slowly and with so little obvious motion that the defense completely loses track of him until he slams home a shot with more space than any great scorer should EVER be given. The reason Ovi is still…

Jesus Christ, save me from people who don’t get screamingly obvious references.

Headline is perfect, babes. Alex Ovechkin is a Goddamned treat. He has given so much to DC. I love everything about that great big Russian man. 

I just clicked for the commenters who wouldn’t get fucking joke.

Well I had trouble with the headline too until I read the comments and saw it’s supposed to be a paraphrase of Ovechkin. So that’s fine guess, but still reminds me of that old F-word song...

Yes.

Very interesting local note: CSN Sports WAS decided to replay last night’s game opposite today’s potentially brutal Redskins game vs. the Jags.

I gotta believe mascots get fucked with all the time, from little kids kicking the shit out of them to drunk assholes like this guy. Hence, they have learned a few things to defend themselves.

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This is pretty cool, but Gritty would have used some kind of acid venom to melt that dude’s skin off and eaten his bones one by one

If anybody else had consumed as much alcohol as he did over the summer, they’d be dead.

Newspaper headline, if management approves of his reaction

There are plenty of people who don’t have it all together in the world. But there is a special place in hell for the “Drs” of the world who exploint and shame them for ratings. How the hell “Doctor Phil” has not been flat out sanctioned and condemned by every professional organization remotely connected to mental…

In her defense, I imagine that once you’re famous it’s hard to do anything else besides milking what you can out of your public persona. Who’s going to hire “Octomom”, and all the baggage that comes with the title?

If she never wanted the attention, then why is she still giving interviews?

Translation: “I wanted attention but not that much attention, holy shit”

Nadya Suleman was clearly someone who wasn’t “all there” and that was part of the media’s obsession with her. She was “irresponsible” and “crazy” but Michelle Duggar getting pregnant until she died/until she couldn’t be pregnant anymore was a wholesome narrative about self-sufficiency and “personal accountability”

She doesn’t seem like the best decision-maker, but if I had to be in one of those enormous families I’d way rather have Suleman as a mom than that creepy Duggar woman.

Like many, I remember the trash circus around this story. The media was going wild and was obsessing over the minutest details of her life. There was a lot of gleeful coverage over how she couldn’t afford all of her children and how!dare!she! use welfare to feed her children when she’d made the choice to have so many.

I wonder if he or one of his paid toadies wrote it. Because this is low, even for a Hollywood newspaper that tries to be an industry newspaper not the Enquirer.