As a fat girl, 69ing used to make me sooo nervous — nervous that I would suffocate them or that I had just pooped recently and i wasn’t “fresh”.. But NOW I’m super into it.. You have to get the groove right, like sucking and grinding on their face as a fluid motion, not two separate acts that happen to be happening at…

@Dustin Hill

Whatever.

Holy cow his blog is so awful — 2nd post “Porn: Why I’m that d-bag at the gym,” is basically upholding the patriarchy because Jesus has already forgiven them for their shittiness towards women

This is so oddly specific and most likely extremely accurate

Careful with that! Making a lot of dates that lead nowhere can also land you in hot tear-filled water

As a woman who reads in public, I agree wholeheartedly and have had to straight up say “I’m reading here, and not interested in talking.” 2 questions, then buh-bye.

I believe having ties to Latin America makes you “Latino” and speaking Spanish makes you “Hispanic”

Whoaaa the joints I roll are significantly less than one gram... You’re thinking in professional stoner terms

YES I feel the exact same way..Matt Walsh is a horrible person and I agree with him that trump is even worse

That’s what woorijip said

About How many fun size snickers bars were there? (...asking for a friend)

Criminal past?? Madeleine you just got 47% cooler

Whoa... You definitely send this story over to good ol’ kentucky

I tried to bring a bunch of kindereggs back from the UK for my best friend and I ended up just sending her a picture of them being confiscated by Customs

This is not something we should be applauding. Breaking into an male-dominated field isn’t necessarily a good thing if that field perpetuates racism, classism, sexism, and imperialism. Feminists everywhere should be disgusted that these women (or anyone in the military for that matter) are being lauded as heroes, when…

Coachella is over 2 weekends, same 3 day line up each time.

From an in-text-citation point of view I can see your point. However, I think the author is trying to emphasize the name change. Calling her Maloney would trigger associations with Frank, even though she's now Kellie Maloney. I'm sure once she is more well-known, calling her Maloney would be fine.

snaps for dinklage!

Hey thanks for your douchey response to my sexual assault triggers! However, I'm actually quite fond of gravity.. change whatever else you want, but Speaking up when something makes me uncomfortable is something that will not change.