Even without the abortion part, what people are missing is that THESE AREN’T SURE THINGS!

That’s like, exactly what I was thinking. Learn about Satanism, whilst also learning Spanish! Que divertido!

Also “Mason” is one of the top names for boys. What kind of world are we living in?

Thank you for “Mango Mussolini.”

Honestly, if I were in her shoes I would agree to implant them in my uterus (only agree to the implantation part) and then I’d get an abortion. In California, there are very few restrictions. Once they’re in her, it’s her choice. Then, I’d tell him I miscarried.

Maybe like Dora the Explorer but for the middle school age group? :D

Meanwhile, I’m taking “Sofia and the Satanic Temple” for something....maybe a children’s show? :)

If I was a clinic employee it’d be worth the getting fired. Betcha Sofia would be happy to provide a reference anyway.

pretty sure she’s saying embryos are not actual babies. they’re not even fetuses #science

As a man, I concur. I don’t know which part of this is more disturbing, the idea of a guy suing a woman to hijack 50% of her DNA, the fact that Louisiana has a legal framework to allow this to happen, the fact that said legal framework creepily names the cell clusters in question, or the fact that the entire thing is…

Trump is impactful like an impacted turd.

If only he were a gold-digger (that would make more sense/be more palatable.) He’s got family money and is using this lawsuit to continue to try to control her especially now that she’s moved on.

Full disclosure: I’m a guy.

Also Emma and Isabella are two of the top five most popular baby names. If he couldn’t have taken the time to give his imaginary children more original names, what makes us think he’ll spend the energy necessary to raise them? (Also “Mason” is one of the top names for boys. What kind of world are we living in? https…

I would assume that they’ve tested their sex chromosome; that is fairly standard for an embryo. But the fact remains: fuck this guy.

Really? I mean. The similarities to Hitler just don’t stop coming, do they:

If I ever become independently wealthy, I’ve decided I’m setting up a secret side fund to make horrible men “disappear.” Take disappear to mean whatever you will. Nick Loeb will be in the top 10-15 for sure.

Jesus fucking Christ. At this point I’d be willing to break into their fertility clinic and flush those fucking things down the toilet just to get this Loeb fucker off this shit.

And don’t forget that Mango Mussolini is now Time’s person of the year.

If Nick Loeb ended up suffering a tragic penis-destroying accident, I think that would be cosmic justice.