Even better, he is a twin. THERE ARE TWO OF THEM CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

Ditto. Dress code is basically non-existent at my community college, so I wear whatever is comfortable for the weather and to spend a good chunk of the day sitting in. Today I’m wearing a knee-length dress, but yesterday I wore jeans and a t-shirt. My general rule for what to wear is to make sure I’m dressed at least…

Why are you stuck in the greys?! I want to give you 10,000 stars for saying exactly what I’m thinking.

My beach towel is about a dozen years old and has cartoon dolphins wearing hawaiian shirts on it. Ain’t nobody stealing that ugly shit, by accident or on purpose.

I have a hard time accepting that people affix charms to their wine glasses.

Wait... “NEWTY”...

At this current shining moment in time, Wikipedia is saying what I think every single time I read Newt Gingrich’s name. :)

My SO’s mom uses this same logic to completely abdicate any personal responsibility when shit hits the fan in her life.

This is true. I had to resort to violence in dealing with a bully I had in Jr. High. That was only after telling my teacher, telling other teachers, telling the principal, and dealing with his shit for six solid months before my mom finally gave be the solid advice to just punch him.

Should he live so long, Jagger will be 91 when his kid turns 18.

I agree with your assessment. I too believe that Rami Malek is a hottie mchotpants.

*spit take* *cough* *sputter* *applause* :)

I’m surprised by the number of dumbasses in my Facebook feed (actually no, I’m not really surprised at all) who go around proclaiming All Lives Matter.

I stopped in just to add the same kind of comment! With so few old men compared to the numbers of old women, things get dicey and competitive. When my poor old gramps was nearing the end of his life he had more than one old lady making eyes at him. They didn’t care that he had dementia and always forgot to put in his…

Ditto to all of that! And good for the two of you for being on the same page. :)

This article immediately made me think of that picture. Clearly the show has hit peak generic-white-guy.

Oh you’re right, my bad.

My parents didn’t pick a song. They had a live band, and they told them to just play something. The band went with “Colour My World” by Chicago.

Do the old man Johnny Cash version.

Also divorced, but the Muppets sang me down the aisle with “Rainbow Connection”.